The Black Curtain Club
Welcome to The Black Curtain Club Podcast, where a fearless group of women pull back the veil on the topics that keep their minds buzzing. From spine-chilling hauntings and cryptids that lurk in the shadows, to true crime tales that keep them up at night, nothing is off-limits. Tune in as they dive into pop culture, unpack their personal kinks, explore paranormal mysteries, and even shuffle the tarot deck to see what’s written in the cards. No topic is too taboo, too eerie, or too bizarre for this bold and unfiltered crew. If it’s been pent up in their brains, it’s time to let it out—join the conversation!
The Black Curtain Club
Fifty Shades of Fright
The Black Curtain Club hosts dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of movie monsters and their hypothetical kinks, scoring each other's suggestions in a battle of horror-themed sexual proclivities.
• Imhotep from The Mummy might enjoy nyotaimori (eating sushi off bodies) or body painting
• The Xenomorph could secretly love being tickled, especially with its second mouth
• Pennywise might be into anal play as a bottom, while Dracula has a fascination with long hair
• Frankenstein's monster would enjoy electric play or lactation due to his motherless origins
• Swamp Thing unanimously receives water sports as his kink, while Predator is deemed a "brattamer"
• Wolfman might actually be roleplaying his werewolf persona as a kink rather than being a real monster
• Jason Voorhees has an abduction/seduction fetish with hopes of Stockholm syndrome
• Freddy Krueger's knife play tendencies are particularly notable in Freddy vs. Jason scenes
• Leatherface loves amputees, "loves making them, loves using them in crafts"
• The Paranormal Activity demon has an undeniable foot fetish, explaining why keeping feet under the covers feels safer
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Speaker 1:Hi, welcome back to the Black Curtain Club, the podcast where we dive into the dark, the strange and the downright absurd. I'm your host, Angie, for today's episode. So today we're following up on our series. We started with the Lord of the Kinks. If you have not listened to that, I highly encourage you to go back to listen. It's something you definitely don't want to miss. Today we're lifting the veil on something that's both terrifying and oddly sexy. Yep, we're going to talk about movie monsters and their kinks, and I've got our two amazing co-hosts joining me to break it all down for you. First up, she's got a black belt in sarcasm and the only woman I know who once told a ghost to shut up and it listened. Let's give it up for Becca. Hi, excited to be here. And then there's the co-host who really has a soft spot for vampires it's our Brookie.
Speaker 3:Hi, I'm so excited to be back recording with my two besties.
Speaker 1:So together we're going to be dissecting the most bizarre and outlandish monster kinks in movie history, whether it's the creature from Swamp Thing, getting more than just its swim on, or Godzilla, the king of the monsters. So grab your garlic, your holy water and your most ridiculous theories, because the Black Curtain Club is about to get weird again. So what we're going to do is we're going to kind of do this the same way that we did the last time. We have our handy dandy little scorecard here and what I'm going to do is I will read the monster and then, basically, becca and Brooke, you just have to battle it out, state your kinks, state your position, and then we'll have to decide on who is the winner from each round. So you guys ready? Yes, good to meet you All right. So first up, I'm going to throw out Imhotep from the Mummy. So for Imhotep.
Speaker 2:I put body painting. I'm picturing this scene in the beginning, where he smears his lady's body paint and it's just for some reason so hot to me, so that's what I put some reason so hot to me.
Speaker 3:So that's what I put. I put Naio I don't know how to say this very well Naio Taimori um, which is where you like to eat sushi off of other people's bodies. And I said this just because when I looked at him I was like, yes, he looks like he loves involving like very classy, very expensive foods into into his sex life oh, I can honestly kind of but he's an expensive. He's like an expensive kind of guy right like.
Speaker 2:He's like a pharaoh, like a mummy pharaoh, I mean yes and no, I think he was like a more of a priest than he was the pharaoh, but but oh, I can just picture him doing it and that's what makes me mad. I think I'm gonna give it to bro. I think she's right. Look, I don't know, for some reason she said it and it just clicked for me I honestly haven't seen the mummy in so long either.
Speaker 3:I just looked at him and I was like, yep, he would eat sushi off of me.
Speaker 1:I like how you personalize this only some of them all. Right, so we're gonna take a wild turn here. Okay, we're gonna go with the xenomorph from aliens.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh so this one, the xenomorph, is like. It's such an intimidating creature. I thought that kinesmolog, kinesmologinia, kinesmalagnia, kinesmalagnia, kinesmalagnia, okay, arousal through tickling. And the idea of somebody trying to tickle the xenomorph makes me so happy for the xenomorph, I just put primal hunter.
Speaker 3:He just looks like a primal hunter. I feel like if he's hunting something down, you don't know if he's trying to eat it or fuck it that's very valid.
Speaker 2:That's very valid. But come on tickling, don't you just want to tickle him? Just get his little armpit.
Speaker 3:I can't I can't picture anyone thinking that he looks ticklish or that he'd be like. It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm like can he, what is his skin made of? Can his skin even? Can his skin even be tickled?
Speaker 1:Imagine the little mouth giggling I mean, yeah, that definitely would be like a secret, secret kink, that it's hiding oh my god.
Speaker 3:Like, almost like a dog, like you know how like dogs. Like getting like scratched, it's like that, except with tickling. It's like rolls over on its back and shows its belly it's the only way to tame it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, okay, so we've gone with tickling.
Speaker 3:I think so yes, at first I was like was like uh-uh, I can't see it. And then I got like the dog image in my mind and I was like, okay, the little mouth is sending me.
Speaker 2:I don't know why, oh gosh.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're going to move on to pennywise from it pennywise likes anal sex and he's the bottom.
Speaker 3:He's not into giving, he's into getting it I mean, that was pretty direct oh, I put him down as a degrader because of the scene in the movie where he said kiss me, fat boy. Um, I feel like that'd be not so secret though, right Like, that's more of like a like. I feel like you look at him, he's, he's very expressive in what he wears. He's just kind of he just kind of secretly wants it. You know, he's like Ooh, like what happens if you put something up there.
Speaker 2:I'll give it to Brooke for that one. That really made me laugh. I had to turn away from my mic to laugh at that.
Speaker 1:You'll float down here. Oh okay, so now we're going to go with Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Speaker 2:I put Primal Hunter. He takes all of these different forms and he's very much just like a pursuer. He's like chasing Mina across the seas looking for her. I think that he definitely gets something out of the hunt.
Speaker 3:Primal hunter oh okay, I haven't seen Bram Stoker's bram stoker's dracula, so I didn't know that. But I put long hair just because I can feel like vampires are like the ones like sniffing the hair before they're either like munching your neck or doing whatever they want to do to you, you know I feel like long hair is so good for him because of his long flowing locks.
Speaker 2:In that movie he has like the most beautiful chocolate brown bob that like falls right to his shoulder.
Speaker 3:It's like like in general, I feel like vampires just always have long hair too, but like, even like when women are surrounding them, like in their orgies, it's always women with like super long hair, their vampire orgies. Angie, I think this might be your first one Do you have, I think she has a point with long hair.
Speaker 2:You know if, if I have to lose to long hair.
Speaker 1:I get it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a really good pick for him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I really yeah.
Speaker 2:I can see the long hair, Literally everyone has a 20 inch bust down in that movie. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:So we're going to go with next Frankenstein from Frankenstein.
Speaker 3:We're talking about the monster right, Not the monster, not the monster.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:So I put electric play, because it's the only thing that makes him feel alive again this is the first one I feel like I got weird with.
Speaker 2:I put lactation because he never had a mom, he never had a woman, like they tried to make him a woman and she offs herself. Like I feel like he's just like I need that closest. Give me the lactation. Um, honestly, I actually think that, like I can need that closest.
Speaker 3:Give me the lactation. Honestly, I actually think that like I could see that too, just because, like Frankenstein's kind of a softie right, like he's not necessarily trying to hurt anyone, like I feel like he really just wants love at the end of the day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 100%. He's not the bad guy in his story. No, so what do you?
Speaker 3:think, could it be like?
Speaker 2:patient Brooke.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think so Because I think I was like trying to go through these and find like, yeah, like what's what's good for his softiness, but I was like I don't really know all right, so we're going to move on to one of my favorites, who was swamp thing, from the movie swamp thing I already know that becca, and I agree on this one.
Speaker 2:This was talked about ahead of time yeah, he's a gross bond guy and he'd be stoked that his partner could make water for him. He definitely water sports.
Speaker 3:He's like he's like oh, this is my swamp. There's pee in my swamp, yummy. There's other things in my swamp, yummy.
Speaker 1:Shut up, gross little freak okay, well, that was easy, so let's go ahead and move on to predator from predator amazonian, I feel like an apex predator wants an apex woman.
Speaker 2:He wants big, powerful mommy to dom him.
Speaker 3:For Predator I put Brattamer. I didn't write a reason why and I don't know why I put this, I just put Brattamer. He just, I guess, seemed like a Brattamer.
Speaker 2:No, he has the vibe for sure. Yeah, I'll go for Brattamer. Honestly, I see Brattamer for him. He very much punishes the ones that get in his way a little too sarcastically, Like I'm just envisioning it. Yes.
Speaker 3:He's literally like I'm like the apex predator, like I'm like the alpha, like my name is actually Predator, you know, Like he's got to be a Brattamer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, br tamer, it is okay. So we're gonna go with again another self-titled monster, wolfman from wolfman this one was so hard.
Speaker 2:Uh, amputees, that's my best guess amputees. He causes a lot of amputations. I feel like that's exciting for him um, are we talking about like?
Speaker 3:we're talking about, like, the old wolfman, right, like, not like the new one that they just brought, yeah, brought out. Okay, sorry, I put he just likes wolf play, but like, not because he's a wolf, but the whole time the wolfman was actually just role playing being a werewolf and this is his kink. This whole movie is not actually because he's a wolfman, this is him just pretending to be a wolfman and he's not actually a wolfman. This was his kink, oh that's an interesting take.
Speaker 2:He's an unreliable narrator, right like he's trying to convince the audience. No. I'm a werewolf, but in reality he's like I'm seriously a wolf.
Speaker 3:Please believe me. Let me choose someone's leg off, because I need you to believe that I'm a wolf so that I can literally get hard oh see, I like that.
Speaker 2:I like that a lot. That flips the whole movie on its head. I give that one to Brooke. He's not even a monster. He should be on this list.
Speaker 3:He's just a guy. He's just a guy. That's why I had to double check.
Speaker 3:if it was Old Wolfman and not New Wolfman, Alright so next up is Jasonason vorhees from, finally, a movie that I can title friday the 13th I put abduction seduction for jason just because he's like obsessed with always one girl who kind of looks like his mom and he's like I just want to take you to my dungeon and like keep care of you even though you're going to be in chains, probably Probably hopes that the girl is going to get Stockholm Syndrome and just like wants to love her. I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's all Ooh. In a similar vein I put again lactation. This guy is so freaking weird with his mom.
Speaker 3:There's no way mom, like there's no way you know, if norman jason had been on here, you could have convinced me with lactation?
Speaker 2:no, I think, abduction seduction, though if we're being serious, that is the one for sure. He definitely wants one of these, one of these weird girls, to get stockholm syndrome for him yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:Um, I think norman bates, though if he was on our list, he definitely would have been a lactation type of man.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah oh, yeah, yeah, I found as I was going through this that's my like first instinct for all of them, because they have weird relationships with their mother.
Speaker 3:Hey, they say that people or men with mommy issues are the ones that, like you, should definitely be staying away from well, the next one.
Speaker 1:I don't know that he had mommy issues, but he definitely had issues. So freddyueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 3:I put sensory deprivation for him just because I think like he only shows up in the dreams and so I feel like in dreams you can kind of mess around. I think also in dreams a lot of people don't feel things. In dreams, or sometimes you'll be able to hear things, but you can't see things. You can hear, you can see things, but you can't hear things all kinds of different things. So that's why I put sensory deprivation.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. That's really good for him. For him, though, I have knife play, and it's it's just this one scene that plays over and over again in my head, and this is how you know I have issues. So in freddie versus jason, there's a scene where this girl is like laying down and he's like tracing his little knifey finger up her thigh and like just skimming her nightgown a little bit, and oh, that doesn't give me chills.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, I put knife play for him like a, like a seductive little knife finger on the thigh it's just like, oh, and it like they do really well with, like the audio of the knife going over the skin but not cutting, like you can just kind of hear it scraping that top layer.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's visceral oh, it's like giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Speaker 2:I actually watched that pretty recently too, so I know you're talking the opposite of heb.
Speaker 3:So that's why I need therapy I think um, I think I was not 100 sold on sensory deprivation, so I think I'm gonna have to give you that oh yeah, it's because my heart was in it.
Speaker 1:Right, you could tell all right, so we're gonna move on to leather face from texas chainsaw massacre please tell me we have the same thing for this, please.
Speaker 2:I put amputees that's not what I put. That's so good.
Speaker 3:I was like he's scutting people's thumbs off.
Speaker 2:He hides to like them. I put loud sex Because of like the noise he makes. And he's spinning with the chainsaw at the end, the yee, yee, like I can just picture it, but, honestly, like I have to give you amputees, because that's just it, isn't it? He is chopping people left and right.
Speaker 3:You know, leatherface is doing weird things with the people that he's like chopping up to because, like, look at the, the weird things they're doing with each other, all the incest stuff that's going on, like they're already weird this isn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're already yeah, this is just regular sex this is is missionary for them, so we're going with loud sex no amputees.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's 100%. He loves amputees, he loves making them, loves using them in crafts. All amputees, all day, using them in crafts.
Speaker 3:Becca's like Shibari.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I have to gather myself at using them in crafts. I just can picture him in his little craft table with an arm and a leg.
Speaker 2:A little sewing machine doing his pedal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lightly humming to himself, okay, okay, one of my favorite movies, mars Attacks, and we're going to go with the female alien for her.
Speaker 2:I have biting that scene where she like bites that person in the face.
Speaker 3:That traumatized me when I was young, like she was so into biting, she's so into biting I just put queening just because she was kind of like the top dog of all the aliens oh, she was definitely like top dog, extra cunty, like she was absolutely the biting man.
Speaker 2:Did you, do you remember the scene where she bites that man's face?
Speaker 3:I can't, I cannot remember, but I'm gonna give you biting just because, um, honestly, just because I can't remember and also just because I don't know for sure if, if she has female parts the same way as humans, that is very fair that is so fair. I'm like queening, but I also I'm not sure how that would work All right, we're definitely going with biting, all right, I think this one is something that you both are very familiar with, because I've heard you talk about this character a lot.
Speaker 2:It tooth fairy, from darkness falls, oh, biting, biting oh, that's you know.
Speaker 3:Loves teeth, chomp, chomp. Yeah, she gotta put them to use. Look how big her mouth opens. You know she's happy to be biting I.
Speaker 2:I put sensory deprivation mostly because, like she doesn't want to be seen and when you see, when she sees you, seeing her, like you get punished right, you're breaking your little rules. Now you're gonna get a spanking or she's gonna bite you, or she's gonna bite you. I love biting for the tooth fairy.
Speaker 3:I actually like that Sensory deprivation. Yeah, I think you're right Sensory deprivation, I'll take it. Heck yeah, uh-huh yeah, that movie's so scary so everybody's favorite vampire, let's talk about Lestat from interview with a vampire um, I haven't seen interview with a vampire, but I did obviously look up a picture of Lestat and I was like oh Lestat. Now I know why so many people want to watch this movie. I think he's into Shibari. He looks like that kind of guy.
Speaker 2:Ooh, yeah, see, I put long hair, that's a good one for you not to. Yeah, I I agree with. I'm not even going to defend myself like long hair, that's too given.
Speaker 3:Shibari, he definitely knows how to tie you up artfully. Like I'm like imagining in all of his, like you know, I feel like all vampires have orgies. So I'm like imagining. He's like just with all his I don't know hot naked vampire friends and he's like the one getting tied up Like he wants to be tied, the one getting tied up like he wants to be tied. He's like look at me, I'm a piece of art.
Speaker 2:now I'm already beautiful, but now I'm a beautiful piece of art just dangling from the ceiling like a little tiffany lamp yes I love that, you know I can see it right, it's like beautiful. In my head it's like a beautiful scene.
Speaker 3:He's like softly spinning you know, I feel like you say that I'm not very good at reading people, but apparently I'm very good at reading horror characters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that's pretty spot on. Sorry, I got lost in thought there. Um, okay, me too, let's move on. Yeah, I'm just like daydreaming here now what a beautiful chandelier he made yeah, yeah, exactly all right, michael myers from halloween. Yeah, exactly Alright, michael Myers from Halloween Choking.
Speaker 2:This guy is famous for the wall choke. He gives the best hand, necklaces Michael Myers. All day choking.
Speaker 3:Damn. Honestly, I just put costume Michael Myers. Seems a little bit vanilla to me, but after you that I'm like okay, yeah, actually I have been sharing screenshots of Michael Myers choking women.
Speaker 2:It's honestly a problem. Wait, I'm addicted, are you?
Speaker 3:gonna? Are you gonna put it in the hear me out? I did nobody reacted.
Speaker 2:Where was I? I felt like a freak nobody heard me out. My hear me out fell on deaf ears oh my god, okay, I'm obsessed with michael myers. I really am like it's just oh, really like the way he walks after people instead of like chasing after them is so good but somehow he's also just so fast.
Speaker 3:He's just as fast as the people running he's got that white woman power walk down yeah, he must know lots of um secret passages and shortcuts it's like.
Speaker 2:It's like a scooby-doo, like there's tunnels and stuff I'm coming to choke you.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I tripped all right, we're gonna move on to pinhead from hellraiser this is.
Speaker 2:This one was really hard. I put pbc clothing because of pbc clothing. Yeah, you can just see it right, like the really shiny constrictive clothing that's like vacuum sealed to him.
Speaker 3:I could see like, oh, it's like a big hug all over his whole body yeah, because I was like well, if he's already wearing leather tight clothes as regular clothes, like he's gonna want it, he's gonna want to be more tight, more restricted.
Speaker 2:He's gonna want that extra leathery goodness when he's doing his thing, you know, and it's a nice contrast, like the pins in his head is like, instead of something protruding from him, it's like he's getting like sucked in real tight and just like, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good, it's art, art, come to life that was a good, that was a good agreement, hell yeah now this one.
Speaker 1:I think becca and I already had kind of a conversation about this and I know, I think I'm pretty sure what she's gonna say and it completely floored me.
Speaker 2:Um, so we're gonna talk about the demon from paranormal activity okay, listen, listen, okay, if you just like picture paranormal activity for a second. There's one thing that sticks out to you, literally, and it's the foot sticking out of the covers this man cannot resist dragging you down the hall by your ankle he loves feet. This guy is. He's heavy breathing for feet.
Speaker 2:He gets so excited if you leave your foot out of the covers because he's like tonight's the night if your feet are poking out of the sheet, he's beating his feet you're only safe if your entire body's under the blanket.
Speaker 3:That's giving like little kid running up the stairs and like and you dive into your bed. You're like yes, I'm in my bed, I'm in under the blankets, I'm safe from all the demons, this guy's like, but if your foot's popping out like, you're getting it buddy.
Speaker 2:I see them piggies. This little piggy's going to market.
Speaker 3:I put branding for the paranormal activity demon because I know in one of the movies they had like symbols all over the walls and stuff like that. But honestly, like I totally agree with the foot fetish, I think you're right. He wants to tickle those toes.
Speaker 2:Thank you. He wants them so bad it's almost like it was passed down from folklore, because every single person like they think about that. If their foot is hanging out of the covers like a ghost is going to go get my feet.
Speaker 3:So the next one is probably my personal least favorite, um, but it's art, the art, art the crown, art the clown from terrifier okay, I had I really had a tough time with this because, yeah, because, uh, first of all, this is a terrible, terrible, terrible being, I guess, if you can call him that, um, lots of to unpack.
Speaker 3:I ended up picking Amazonian just because of the way that the woman that he kind of becomes obsessed with like he's so obsessed with her he wants to kill her so badly, but he only wants that once he realizes who she is, which is like this Wonder Woman looking icon. She's actually like a young girl, but her dad had dressed her up in a photo that he drew of her as this Wonder Woman kind of looking lady, and so she ended up making her own Halloween costume and once Art the Terrifier or Art the Clown saw that, he was like yes, I need it, I need it, I'm obsessed with it, you're the one I want. I will go on a full killing spree to get you Also, probably to kill you, but who knows what he's going to do with her when he gets her.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad Both of you saw this movie so that I don't have to see it. This is the one on the list I have never seen. Is he just a clown? Is he like a supernatural thing? Is he just dude in a suit? What is he?
Speaker 3:he's like a demon of some sort. I don't. I thought at first he was just a person who had just killed so many people that he became so evil. Evil he has the ability to possess other bodies while he is still in his own form. Oh, he is extremely evil. He is honestly like this is one of the most evil movies I've seen. So I heard I've seen a lot of evil movies.
Speaker 2:I've heard kind of his track record From poor Angie. She gave me the rundown and I thought the only thing fitting was cock and ball torture, like he wants his bitch mashed up.
Speaker 3:That's all he feels.
Speaker 2:He does, he does, but um, I think you're right though you know him on an intimate level, I think you might be right I was like you know, like I, I don't think there's just one kink for this man.
Speaker 3:I think that's probably one of his biggest ones. But yeah, he's got a lot going on.
Speaker 1:Amazonian. I did not see that coming. Neither did anyone else in any of those movies.
Speaker 3:Honestly, I did pretty good in all of those movies, until the last one, like kind of the very end and if you haven't seen terrifier, I'm about to spoil it for you guys. So he shoves like a tube down someone's throat and puts rats in it and I'm like fuck, thanks, man like oh, don't do that yeah that would never happen in Alberta, canada would never.
Speaker 2:First of all, Canada might just not Alberta.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I couldn't get through the first one. So, Brooke, you definitely have more experience with Art. The Clown.
Speaker 3:They left it open for a fourth and I'm like I don't know if I can do this to myself again.
Speaker 2:They can't keep getting away with it.
Speaker 3:You know, this person's sick brain belongs in jail.
Speaker 1:All right, we're going to move on to a series of movies, one that I do dearly love. So it's the Saw movies, and we're just going to talk about Jigsaw the doll Not John Kramer, but the little doll on the tricycle.
Speaker 2:Abduction, seduction. He loves kidnapping. He loves a demented, like Home Alone-style escape room. I think, like ultimately nobody gets his sense of humor Right, like they don't understand that this is like a flirtation for him and everyone is like playing the game wrong. If they would just like follow their directions and like get through it at the end, they could win his heart he's just looking for love.
Speaker 3:Man he is um, I'm gonna say hentai for jigsaw the doll, because he's fake and hentai is fake. They're not real people. He's probably kind of into that. He's like, ooh, like someone similar to me Also, you can take those those characters and put them onto body pillows, and he's. He's probably into that. Nice and soft, just like him.
Speaker 2:Ooh, yeah, cause he never, like he never gets what he wants from his little game Right, like nobody ever plays it right, so he's got to like settle for his little hentai body pillow.
Speaker 3:Yes, he's like. Well, I guess I'm going back to my hentai pillow tonight. Yeah tonight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no one wants to have any fun you sold me with the hentai body pillow.
Speaker 3:You really did you just showed it to my math class you were talking about hentai body pillows the other day I could just picture it so well.
Speaker 2:It's like so pissed off because everybody's dead again, like nobody did it right and he's like fuck it. I'm just gonna go to bed watch netflix. Where's my pillow, hey?
Speaker 3:you know, the thing is like with that pillow he can do different things to it. You know, they say punching a pillow is therapeutic, like I guess fucking the pillow is probably therapeutic, like who knows what this guy's doing to it. It's got multiple uses he's just dry humping. He's dry humping it, he could be punching it at the same time, like surely a lot of comfort.
Speaker 2:Surely he would find no release, because he is just a doll.
Speaker 3:He is just a doll. He is just a doll after all Okay.
Speaker 1:So from a tiny doll to a great, big, big, big fella, we're going to talk about Godzilla, but trampling.
Speaker 3:But I think he wants to be the trample-y because he's also, he's always the trampler, so he just wants to be the trampoline, because he's also, he's always the trambler, so he just wants to be the trampoline, for once.
Speaker 2:He wants something big enough to step on him.
Speaker 3:Yes, he wants to feel what it's like to be squished between the toes.
Speaker 2:He was another one, like like the xenomorph. The idea of somebody trying to tickle godzilla really fucking tickles me. Like they're like we have to get up to the pits. If we could just tickle him, we could stop him. But I really see, I feel like this is no competition, because I feel like you have such good ideas, but I really feel like that was, that was like golden. He wants to be the one getting stepped on for once. It's like poetry. I'm trampling, I agree, I'm not fighting.
Speaker 3:He wants to be it's like, it's like a fantasy, it's like a fantasy for him yeah, I do think that godzilla's ticklish. I just don't think I'm certain that it's because he's sexual about it. It's just like regular tickling.
Speaker 1:So now we're going to move on to our last, and I know that this one I feel like I saved the best for last Because you two have a lot of thoughts on this one, but it's the Creeper from Jeepers, creepers.
Speaker 3:Shout out to the Creep, creeper, love him so much. I actually looked up his name because I was like, does he actually have a name and we're just, we just don't know it.
Speaker 2:No, his name is literally the creeper he has no government name, just, he's literally the creeper we both agree that he is a wendigo, he is a wendigo. There's no arguing that google says that.
Speaker 3:Google says that he is a demon, and I state that google is very, very wrong. I think that we have came forward with enough evidence to prove that he is a wendigo.
Speaker 3:Um, I'm gonna say I know right they will. After they hear our episode they're going to be like, oh, they're right, these girls, they know their science, women in STEM. But I think that Jeepers Creepers is a sleep sack dom. I think that he likes putting the bodies in the sack. I think he likes putting the people in the sack, whether they are alive or dead. He's like, yes, I'm just going to sling them over over to my shoulder and wherever I take them, they're gonna do what I, whatever I tell them to I got silly with this one.
Speaker 2:Okay, um, texting and audio. I think he can only get off when his little song is playing. And on top of that, the idea of jeepers creepers the creeper himself like laying on his belly in his bed with his little feet in the air, kicking his feet because he just got a naughty text from his little booty call like I feel like I can just picture it so well. That song is so prevalent in both movies there's no fucking way it doesn't have some significance for him in the bedroom.
Speaker 3:It's like a calling. When he hears it, he has to go. When he hears it, he has to come. He gets that you up text and it's all over. It's like the Batman signal, but it's the Jeepers Creepers song for them Jeepers, creepers. I think you're right, just because that's so fucking funny. Can't be like, no, you're right. Just because that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2:Can't be like, no, you're wrong the song's playing in your head now, isn't it?
Speaker 3:it always is already.
Speaker 2:That means that when that song like comes across your mind. That means somewhere in the world. Creepers coming, creeper is coming.
Speaker 1:Holy smokes. Well, this was a close one, guys. So, becca, you had a total score of 10. And Brooke, you have a total score of 13.
Speaker 3:So congratulations You're queen of the kinks. I actually was named queen of sex and all things romantic by our dear friend yesterday. I'm not going to say his name on here, but I'm sure you guys know who, and so I feel like that adds to it.
Speaker 2:So thank you, man. I'm never going to win one of these sons of bitches, am I? I know I'm just here for a good time.
Speaker 3:I get swept up in the giggles and the chuckles, and suddenly I'm losing again. Oh boy, it's almost a game of who can make the other laugh the hardest.
Speaker 2:I know and I always lose. Thanks everybody for listening and make sure you never miss an episode of the black curtain club podcast. Tune in every monday, wherever you get your podcasts, for new episodes and make sure you follow us on social media so you never miss an update. Um, I can't wait to see where the next episode takes us, but for now I guess that's goodbye. Goodbye, my love, goodbye, bye, bye.
Speaker 3:Bye.
