The Black Curtain Club

Video Game Mount Rushmore

The Black Curtain Club Season 1 Episode 18

Ever wonder which video games truly changed everything? In this episode, we carve our very own Mount Rushmore of gaming, honoring the titles that fundamentally transformed the medium and our relationship with it.

The conversation spirals through decades of gaming evolution as each host stakes their claim for the games deserving immortalization. World of Warcraft emerges as an undisputed champion, having created not just a game but an entire cultural ecosystem that's survived for two decades while competitors faltered. We explore how its brand recognition and strategic marketing cemented its legendary status beyond just gameplay.

GoldenEye revolutionized multiplayer gaming on consoles, bringing friends together for split-screen chaos with unique characters and weapons that forged (and occasionally destroyed) friendships. Meanwhile, Resident Evil defined survival horror through Jill Valentine's adventures, teaching players to value every bullet and health item while delivering memorably absurd scientific logs about increasingly dangerous experiments.

The debate heats up around characters like Skyrim's Aela the Huntress and Tomb Raider's Lara Croft, who broke ground for female representation in different eras. Nostalgia flows freely as we reminisce about Halo LAN parties, the frustrating yet captivating puzzles of Myst, and Oregon Trail's harsh life lessons about dysentery and resource management.

From Mrs. Pac-Man gobbling barriers so others could walk through them, to Minecraft's perfect balance of peaceful creation and chaotic TNT explosions, we celebrate how these games didn't just entertain—they transformed how we play, connect, and create.

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Speaker 2:

Before we begin today's episode, we would like to share a quick disclaimer. The views, opinions and statements expressed by the hosts and guests on this podcast are their own personal views and are provided in their own capacity. All content is editorial, opinion-based and intended for entertainment purposes only. Listener discretion is advised. Intended for entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 3:

Listener, discretion is advised. Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Black Curtain Club podcast, where we dive deep into shit you may or may not give a damn about. I'm your host with the most tonight, Kyle, and my co-hostess with the mostest, and zero cream fillin' Becca and Angie Ladies how the hell are you?

Speaker 1:

I'm so fucking good dude.

Speaker 3:

I know.

Speaker 1:

I'm so good too.

Speaker 3:

Well, good, we'll just start lowering the expectations just a little bit. Anyhow, the mama raccoons had an idea to kick me out of the can and see if I can find my own dumpster to screw up. So tonight's topic is one near and dear to my heart.

Speaker 1:

The female orgasm. Thank you for that, you beautiful bastard.

Speaker 3:

I wish I was, I wish I was done.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3:

No, you're good I composed myself. No, no, you're totally fine, oh God.

Speaker 1:

Where's my vape? Where's my smelling salts? Oh, shut up.

Speaker 2:

Look at the vapors. I'm over here clutching my little southern pearls.

Speaker 1:

I'm just clucking like chickens. Okay, I love this man. I swear, Okay, oh God help me.

Speaker 3:

My cheek muscles are relaxing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's good All right, I'm good here I am.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I'm just going to try to reread that line, but you guys are just going to fucking die again.

Speaker 1:

Hold me what.

Speaker 2:

Hold me. What? Hold me, becca? Becca, I'm holding you and I also need to be held very tightly.

Speaker 1:

I'm holding you, I have you, I have you. Don't tense up, just breathe.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to relax. No one can relax in this environment, not anymore.

Speaker 1:

Stupid task or stupid task of a human.

Speaker 3:

This is what happens when you put me in charge. Okay, kyle, please continue. We're enthralled. So tonight's topic near and dear to my heart the female orgasm why it's not important, if it is at all, and the ever elusive mythical creature that totally doesn't exist, the clitoris, lol, jk. Video games. We're talking about video games tonight, specifically our mount rushmore's, and that's all that's, that's my intro. That's what I got written. That's all Well. Jk video games. We're talking about video games tonight, specifically our Mount.

Speaker 1:

Rushmores. That's all. That's my intro. That's what I got written. That's all she wrote. Hey, I'm hey. This is Becca here. Black Crane Club podcast co-host.

Speaker 3:

I'm excited to be here.

Speaker 1:

I'm so excited to talk about the Mount Rushmore video games.

Speaker 2:

I am equally as enthralled hey.

Speaker 3:

Seska, because I am equally as enthralled Because, me being me in true me style, I overthought this way too fucking much.

Speaker 1:

Good, I'm so glad. Please lay it on us.

Speaker 3:

I have two Mount Rushmores because, why not? Oh, fuck, yeah, because Rushmore. I couldn't decide if I wanted it to be what video game Mount Rushmore should be like, for like video games as a whole.

Speaker 1:

Well, my Mount Rushmore like what is very important to me, not necessarily my favorite Chuffield no, I think Angie and I are both people who are so fascinated by the way your brain works. So any information you give us via any medium, whether it's video games or whatever, we are so down to unpack this with you.

Speaker 3:

So please, do not feel like you have to hold back. Oh yes, because I showed so much distraction already my first time in charge. I almost killed a whole town.

Speaker 1:

Well, anyway, All of your base are belong to us. There you go. All of your baser belong to us there you go.

Speaker 3:

For anyone who doesn't know what the hell Mount Rushmore is, it is arguably the biggest like tease of a monument that you think is so amazing. And it is like the third biggest letdown in the world Because, like you can't get anywhere remotely close to it. Like it's about as big as the quarter or whatever coin it's on I don't know if you know it's on a coin like it's so far away, you can't see shit from like where they let you stand and everything else is like really everything that's like super restricted. You like can't get to it, like you can't climb up to it and like hang in like washington's nose. It's like so far away oh man, that's.

Speaker 2:

That's a real bummer. I would compare it to the grand canyon.

Speaker 1:

Where you get there and it's just like, oh, it, it's just a crack in the earth, like, oh, it's just Mount.

Speaker 3:

Rushmore. You need to. Genuinely, I feel. What's different with the Grand Canyon, though. More people can appreciate that because, at least from a science standpoint I'm a big science guy. You know it's exactly that. It is just a river and a big ass crack in the ground, but it took that river like a billion years to fucking carve that big-ass crack. It took my mom nine months to make my crack, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3:

Like good for you, little river, the little river that could. But also if you go hiking in the Grand Canyon and you see it like it's beautiful, it really is the different rocks and the layers and history, just the actual architecture, geogra something, geometry, george Lopez, something.

Speaker 2:

Geography, geology, no, whatever Geology.

Speaker 3:

Genealogy, the study of denim.

Speaker 1:

Please, oh, my god yeah it's genealogy.

Speaker 3:

Anywho, mount Rushmore is a monument in the US, I think in one of the Dakotas I honestly don't remember.

Speaker 2:

It's in.

Speaker 3:

North Dakota. My guy One of them. Why is there two? Doesn't matter, I agree. Why the two?

Speaker 1:

Virginias. What there two Doesn't matter. Squirrel Fuck it. I agree. Why the two?

Speaker 3:

Virginias, what the fuck.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, no offense, fuck me.

Speaker 2:

Two Virginias.

Speaker 3:

Hey, wait a minute, if there's any state that needs to be cut the fuck up. It has got to be Pennsylvania. It has to be Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1:

Give Texas the panhandle. Texas give Oklahoma the panhandle. One of you two give up the panhandle. Why are you holding on to it so hard?

Speaker 3:

How about this? How about Texas just fucks off? Kidding, don't hate me, texas, florida can fuck off, though.

Speaker 1:

Florida can fuck off. It's like twice the size of Alaska. Nobody wants to talk about it. I don't know. No, nothing's big from california to like minnesota, alaska's fucking huge wait.

Speaker 2:

Which one's bigger texas or I'm so sorry, alaska alaska is bigger. Listen, I'm stupid you know, I just I had to register like, did she actually say that?

Speaker 3:

listen. At least she knows like her colors and she doesn't get white and brown mixed up when it comes to fucking gravies I have an oklahoma education with one year of a colorado education at the end of it.

Speaker 3:

Like don't expect much from me, I've limped my way to here if I had a nickel every time I use that exact phrase, I have like three nickels Anyhow. Mount Rushmore, it's a big letdown monument of four presidents with their faces, heads, whatever the hell they're called carved into the side of it, Specifically George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt I always forget that one that kind of like hides in the corner there and Abe Lincoln. So four fairly important presidents not up for these political debates with anybody, or anything like that once.

Speaker 1:

The four hottest I don't know about that.

Speaker 3:

I don't know about that man. You know, kennedy had one nice hole in the head.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but they already had it carved by the time Kennedy was around.

Speaker 3:

That's true Whatever. Anyhow, four that had kind of a big impact on the country and history overall. So I feel that when someone says the mountain rush more of something, it's not just, oh, my favorites, because I'll just say, just my fucking favorites, the mount rush, where it has to be something that has done more, for, if you can see, with video games, I feel it has to do something more for, um, the uh, the industry and, like consumers alike, not just my own personals, but still I put my personals as well Valid. Who wants to go first? No one goes, let's go one by one.

Speaker 2:

You know, what.

Speaker 1:

I'll go first, Okay.

Speaker 3:

Angie you go first.

Speaker 1:

Hell yeah, give it to us. I'm so open and ready.

Speaker 2:

So my first one and I'm hoping that at least one person here will agree with me, and it is World of Warcraft, leroy Jenkins Jenkins.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to OG, triple OG.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So why this game? I think deserves to be on mount rushmore because it gave us the greatest internet video of all time.

Speaker 2:

yeah, I mean that right there, I mean honestly. But um, it was kind of like this big cultural revolution when it, you know, came into online gaming. There's this really specific social architecture within the game so you can build guilds and some of these guilds, people have become as close as families with each other. There's just an ever evolving world building lots of mythos, lots of opportunities to engage in violence, violence which is always a winner in gaming or or you go and you find some type of rocks or stones or things, or whatever you can go collect stuff.

Speaker 3:

You can, yeah, you can absolutely do that we'd be lying if we said you didn't have to kill a metric fuck ton of things along the way to get these rocks.

Speaker 2:

But still, Exactly, Exactly, and just the longevity and the legacy of it. You know this game has been around. What for? Two decades now. And there is no other game in its genre that has sustained this type of ecosystem and fantasy and real-world economy and emotional resonance.

Speaker 3:

Other games and franchises have tried. So, like Elder Scrolls Online, they tried to be an MMORPG Like wow, ouch, that's an alphabet soup right there. But whatever, they tried to make their Elder Scrolls Online like World of Warcraft and you want to talk about some hardcore diehard fans me being one for the Elder Scrolls? It just they tried, but they fell so short. They fell so short Because you just you can't, you just you really can't even think about remotely coming close to like you said's, just so they've. They've created a small universe to like like economies and the stories, the lore is behind each race and how they go and they interact with one another. So like between the horde and the allegiance, like there's specific ones for each ones. These ones would be like that, those ones would be like that. It just they just won't mesh with others and certain um species can do certain jobs, because that's just kind of like what they can in their climates or whatever it is, and they just they can or they can't.

Speaker 1:

And that's just the amount of thought and in-depth that went into it even their branding and marketing, like they are the taylor swift of the gaming community, like they have their finger in every single pie, whether it's Mountain Dew, doritos. They know their audience so well that even people like me I've never personally played World of Warcraft I know more about it than I should because it's been so shoved down my throat, because they're so strategic with their marketing. You know what I mean yeah, yeah, they're pretty great.

Speaker 3:

I mean, it's like who? Who remembers that?

Speaker 1:

like the badass when they uh, their cans were so cool the cans were the best.

Speaker 3:

Is any of the merch that they do just? Just brand recognition. I just think, like their logos becca knows this one I have such a you want, you want my eyes to get tickled, all funny. You make a good symbol. You make a good little sigil logo like that one.

Speaker 3:

That game is just filled with them and I'm like, oh, I want to just draw those out. It's just so cool, I love them. But brand recognition, that's another massive one. But they also poured all the money into the promos when they did um. I got into the game with the lich king um the lich king expansion, mainly because they used ozzy in the promos for it I'm on the prince of darkness, and then the one after that was the one with mr t.

Speaker 3:

I'm mr t, I'm T and I'm a 9F Mohawk. Come on, those things are the shit. What's your game? Those are the shit, man. They were awesome. I fucking loved Ozzy. Yeah, hell, yeah, hell. Yeah, I got into it. I need to learn what that game was, because Ozzy Osbourne was in a commercial.

Speaker 1:

Perfect, yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, good pick, angie, fuck. Yeah, way didn't start a song, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm such a plebeian.

Speaker 1:

Kill me. Well, go ahead.

Speaker 2:

I think my picks are going to go down from there, so don't get too excited.

Speaker 1:

All right, I will go. I'll go. Kyle. The brands I picked were very abstract, so I wanted to pick one person from each brand to kind of be the face of it, and for my first one I wanted to go with Skyrim and Ayela the Huntress. If I'm carving a face into a mountain, it's going to be the one that makes adventurers crash their carts. Ayela is the hottest NPC in Skyrim bar none. We all married her, don't lie and somehow, as her literal boss, you become the Dragonborn. You become the harbinger of the companions, and she still treats you like the Dragonborn. You become the you know, the harbinger of the companions, and she still treats you like a fucking intern the whole time, like she just degrades you. It doesn't, she doesn't give a shit and I thank her for it every time. She's a worthy face for the mountain and she is a worthy face for my masochism. That is my first pick.

Speaker 3:

Absolutely. I really hate to break it to you. Um once, uh, dawn guard came out, I stopped marrying ayala and I absolutely married sarana oh, every single time, fucking time, I have people they don't have. You know, the privilege of getting all the dlc, but ayala is one that every single person reaches oh yeah, because it's, it's the, it's the loincloth, it's the war paint, like you said, it's the degradation she yells at you call me welp one more time, please.

Speaker 3:

Yes, well welp me, mama, welp me, welp me, mommy. Oh, and the, uh, oh, the red hair, yeah, but no, yeah. Then serana shows up and um, I think we've talked about it a couple times. I don't know if she talked about episodes, but, yeah, the specific part of my brain that always sees Kate Beckinsale from Underworld, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I was marrying.

Speaker 3:

Serana every single time at Twice on Sunday. Speak my language Every time.

Speaker 2:

No idea what the fuck you guys are talking about.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we can tell, we know, we can see that. Listen, if you knew you'd be quaking, you'd be like wow, becca, oh, she would, she, she wouldn't do anything else, she would send you a picture.

Speaker 1:

Later you can add it to the bank world of warcraft.

Speaker 3:

Who?

Speaker 1:

and she had the nordic armor, by the way, which is very hard to get as a casual player.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the ancient nord armor. Oh, it's so good yeah it's the ancient draugr armor.

Speaker 1:

It's like like there's a plunging neckline. She's got like a short little skirt you got me.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, you got me with that. Okay, I need to I'll give you a picture however long this game has been out, I'm gonna 2011 2011 yeah, join the companions.

Speaker 1:

You just have to go to Whiterun. They're fighting a giant. She's waiting for you. She's beckoning Not open arms. She's waiting with a bitch slap for you. But it's so good, it's just right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so as soon as you have all your problems and you learn of the horrendous racism that is running rampant throughout Skyrim then you just kind of go over the hill and you see nrs in the in the line, because yeah, elder scrolls totally didn't rip off lord of the rings at all whatsoever in the game, not even a little, not even a little bit. Um, yeah, you just go running down this hill into this field. You see a giant um. Go tickle him, he loves it. And then once you come back from the stratosphere, al will be like fucking bitch.

Speaker 1:

Even if you kill the giant, like, even if you like come in and you kill the giant, like you've leveled up, you went up to like frost, whatever where you get the dragon stone, whatever shit you have to bring to white run, if you beat the giant, she doesn't give a shit. She's still like whatever. Like we were already fighting it before you got here. We softened it up for you. Like she doesn't give a shit that you're the dragonborn.

Speaker 3:

She literally does. She was just like no glory to come into the last moments of a battle and I was like alright, bitch, you're welcome.

Speaker 1:

I saw three other people get fucking clobbered. Why was I throbbing? I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, exactly Kyle. What is your first pick? My guy. Okay, am I going. Which one am I sharing first um my personal or the one I feel for like the world at large, whatever you, want.

Speaker 1:

No, you have to tell me which one. Be personal. Hey, be personal. I want to the personal one okay, so golden eye I hurt your knuckles golden eye is so good golden eye.

Speaker 3:

Golden eye, it's very near and dear it's and dear I think it is. Honestly, one of my very first memories is getting the Goldeneye video game for my fourth birthday for the N64. Um, I love the James Bond movies period. As it is Pierce Bronson, that is my, that's my James Bond Connery. Eat your heart out. Rest in peace, good sir.

Speaker 2:

Eat your fucking heart out.

Speaker 3:

Pierce Bronson is the best James Bond. I will fight any and every boomer that Sean.

Speaker 1:

Connery can eat his fucking heart out the way he just manhandles women. I'm sorry, I'm broken.

Speaker 3:

No, not you.

Speaker 1:

Okay, here.

Speaker 3:

You really want me sent back into a tailspin? Just think about it. We'll do it. We'll do an episode on like the multiverse and all the different universes. Out there somewhere there is a universe where sean connery played. Oh my god Kyle anyhow it was, oh my gosh my ovaries are vibrating.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry.

Speaker 3:

I heard that I felt the disturbance it's been a disturbance in the force listen, okay, goldeneye.

Speaker 1:

I love GoldenEye.

Speaker 3:

It's such a good game but that's also my favorite James Bond movie and it just so happens to be. But yeah, it was the first. To my knowledge, it is the first split-screen video game. So you were finally able to get your friends over and one of you whips the shit out of the other one and completely destroys the friendship, Because someone found the Golden Gun, the Dual, dual revolvers, the DL 44s and then just absolutely slapped your friend kingdom. Come on those on those maps. So that's just so right there. That's just a big, it's a massive turning point from video games. Now, it was that first multiplayer experience, because now, or at least it was the first first person shooter they did, because I think, technically pong, the first console video game you could play against each other. It doesn't matter fuck it.

Speaker 3:

I'm saying the, I'm saying golden eyes, you get in the first multiplayer split screen or the first person shooter.

Speaker 1:

There's also the first blood in it which was funny like also the characters all had different hit boxes too, so like if you were odd job you were fucked.

Speaker 3:

Like your head was so big, people just pop you like yep exactly I forget uh if you played over and over yep, if you were nick knack, you were the uh, you were the absolute bane of the existence. Because he was the uh, he was the midget, remember. So he was the peter dinklage like a motherfucker just zipping around so like exactly so the hit box was like you were. You were screwed man, he was fast fuck, he's like fast fuck boy, that's fuck boy.

Speaker 3:

Odd job was dope though because, yeah, he had the big hitbox not as bad as jaws, but he was never, uh, everyone unarmed. Remember it was the? Uh, you heard the and like the hand, just like karate chop, swung in front of you and it made like the. It made like the, uh, the indian jones, as you hit them and shit, um, odd job, odd job, would have his hat too. So you could switch to your hat, you could throw your hat, and it was like an insta kill if you got them. At the same time, though, if you missed, like the hat was like stuck in the wall, you had to go get your. Oh fuck, let me go get my hat now. Put my hat back on, but it wasn't insta kill.

Speaker 1:

And then you, so he had dual weapons built in it was very much like the first tomahawk, like call of duty should bow down to job with his hat call duty can suck all, never mind.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, no, but no, it's just humbling man they did. Yeah, yeah, but just the music to that game also. All of it was mwah Chef kiss. So much fun. Still to this day, to this day, I have it downloaded on my Xbox. Actually Still play that game Angie what is your next?

Speaker 1:

piece Angie. Okay, angie.

Speaker 3:

Angela Angela.

Speaker 2:

It's so weird for you guys to say that Don't, don't.

Speaker 3:

I only say it like Tony Danza. Now Give me the creeps, angela.

Speaker 1:

I love to make your skin crawl.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh God, just please call me anything but that. Hey, I have one.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

So this is going to be a please don't yuck my yum. So I'm going to talk about Tomb Raider. Hell, yeah, I have played every single Tomb Raider game. I absolutely love the character. Just as a woman, she was a good icon in a very male-dominated genre, like most video games, especially when that game started out, there were not a ton of like female protagonists, just the exploration and the discovery, with the puzzle solving and the, just the archaeological facts. Um, I'm kind of a history buff, so that's why I loved it so much. But it made you feel like an explorer and it really had cinematic storytelling it. It blended gameplay with cinematic set pieces. You understood the, the mythos of laura, her dangerous world, her mythical world and she just. I think this game and this character has become just a global icon status.

Speaker 1:

I think it also translated really well into movie too, and that is something that not a lot of games can say yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the noise you made with what I talked about earlier. Yeah, I, the noise you made with what I talked about earlier. Yeah, I made the same exact noises with that first movie, mm-hmm. Angelina Jolie Love you my love.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

For the love of God, Everyone pour one out for her right now for that movie. I'm pouring something for her in that movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she got herself in a tip-top shape. She put her all into that movie, her angel was the end of that movie. Thank you, babe.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 3:

Appreciate you and the fact that once they switched the animation, when they went from pyramid boobs to an actual woman I don't remember if it was right before, because I think it was Tomb Raider 2. I think it was the second one where they kind of switched that one. She looked exactly like her and I was like it was impossible for anyone else to portray her than Angelina Jolie, and I forget which one it was before, but it was either Tomb Raider or it was Underworld, I was like, hey, chicks are neat.

Speaker 2:

I mean, honestly, you were well within your rights with both, or either yeah and honestly, angie and I could probably say, as women, same yeah yeah yeah, same, just yeah uh, angelina jolie, yeah, she's, she's on my list. Oh yeah, if I had a list especially if you had a list now you're the one that called by a wolf.

Speaker 3:

Oh no, we're not doing that one. Oh no, no, no, the one that, absolutely, yeah, that one for sure. But the one you, you want to talk about ungodly noises and stuff and thangs and whatever that would happen. Just her is Maleficent.

Speaker 2:

Her is Maleficent that's some Hannibal Lecter sounding noises I pictured.

Speaker 1:

Dwight from the Office. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3:

I was thinking Jim.

Speaker 1:

Carrey from the Cable.

Speaker 3:

Guy when he takes the skin of the chicken and puts it on his face. Anyhow, hers. Maleficent the dress, well, it's the leg, oh my god. Anyhow, video games.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's my warrior queen.

Speaker 1:

Is that my turn? Now it is For this next one. I picked Resident Evil and, for the face of this, I wanted to pick Jill Valentine.

Speaker 3:

Are you sure her face not a little south?

Speaker 1:

Listen Kyle don't call me out here. This is my pick.

Speaker 3:

I'm just saying.

Speaker 1:

She's the original do-it-all, survive-it-all look hot doing-it girl. She was the core of the stars. She saved the world multiple times and she even moonlighted as a brainwashed villain just to show that she had the range. Every game she touched made it better. I would follow her into a zombie apocalypse and a job interview anytime. I think that she was really like one of the quintessential women in video games. She also like when I say she tied the team together. I don't think there was a single other character that any of the members of STARS would have gone back for, except for Jill Valentine or Chris Redfield, the heart and soul of the entire special tactics and rescue squad, and I will take that to the grave. I think that jill valentine should be on the mount rushmore games million percent, absolutely.

Speaker 3:

Yes, yas, queen, yes, and it's been quite some times as I played those. I think she, she was the first protagonist, right, the very first game.

Speaker 1:

She was the first person you could be. Either you could be chris, or you could be chris or jill that's right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I always thought it was claire and okay so claire was the second one.

Speaker 1:

I know that this was a japanese game that came over to america. They very much made it to where to play as jill was to play harder, like it would take less hits to kill her, she could hold less, she got different weapons. It was harder to play as jill and get to the end. And if you're a completionist like me, like it was my obsession, like I need to get through god mode jill, like I just have to do it sneaking and whatnot.

Speaker 3:

She was louder because she had heels on too.

Speaker 1:

It was so much more difficult to play as her and then chris, like if you played as jill first and then you went back and played as Chris, you would feel like Hulk running through that mansion.

Speaker 3:

The game practically played itself, the game practically played itself Like you're, just like eating hits from zombies left and right. You got so many bullets you could actually shoot the one bike that's like in your way and you can't just step over. Oh no, the path is blocked. It's a fucking tricycle.

Speaker 1:

I'm six, six, what the fuck hell yeah, kyle, I'm so glad you agree.

Speaker 3:

Thank you I fucking love the resident evil games. I love it so much, and the movies. And the movies are great too but like the games? Yes, they are just resident evil. And dino crisis? Dino crisis was a solid suit made by the same people capcom.

Speaker 2:

Yep also, devil might cry fantastico I haven't anyway, no skin in this game bonding for a second me and kyle.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm just like if you have a problem if you have like difficult, like going back and playing some of the older games now, just because of the graphics and some of the mechanics of it. Resident Evil's 1, 2, 3, and 4 have been remastered for next-gen consoles. And holy shit, I thought Jill was hot before. Yeah, now she's in full HD and all this other.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that little parade oh, that fuck-ass bob.

Speaker 3:

Jill please.

Speaker 1:

Your lockpick when she kneels to unpickle. Sorry I had my teeth clenched, I don't know how well that picked up.

Speaker 3:

I think it picked up too well. Anyway, the games I think have all been remastered. I cannot recommend them enough. Same thing, just fantastic storytelling in how it just plays out through the boss. I want to say they definitely gave us three stage boss battle. Oh, it takes you forever to kill the boss, but guess what it's? Not my final form for the third time, and they turn from human to mutant, to a giant duck for no reason.

Speaker 1:

It always has a big eye in the final stage or one giant tentacle making, like inventory management, is its own kind of boss battle that you deal with throughout the entire game.

Speaker 3:

You're always like tetris with.

Speaker 1:

Like I am filled to the brim but I need all of the things in this room. I don't know what the fuck to do in resident evil zero. Like you could put things down and come back for them later. None of the other games you could not do that. If you put that thing down, it was gone forever.

Speaker 3:

It erased yeah, it's like you threw it away.

Speaker 1:

It's like you threw it away yeah you just burned those herbs and you're going into a boss battle. I hope that key was worth it, bitch. I hope you needed that ink ribbon. I'm sorry, I get off on a tangent every time resident evil gets brought up which is totally fine. It's totally totally fucking acceptable that game shaped me as a human I.

Speaker 3:

It makes so much sense now yeah, it does.

Speaker 2:

That makes a lot of sense I also.

Speaker 3:

I don't know if they actually did it as a joke in the game, but I just, even as a kid, I laughed. But it was like in the game you can always always find the science logs that they have where it's like this is Dr Sid talking about this one?

Speaker 1:

Itchy scratchy. Yes.

Speaker 3:

Exactly. Yeah, this is Dr Ben Dover. Shit like that, right. And so it's like we've crossbred a great white shark and a Siberian tiger and a silverback gorilla and a centipede. It seems very aggravated. We've been poking it with a stick for four days and a centipede. It seems very aggravated. We've been poking it with a stick for four days. We haven't fed it in three. I hope it doesn't escape the next log. You just hear a crash and a bang. It escaped.

Speaker 1:

There's a sentient plant on the third floor. It kills everybody that comes to water it. But it's my job to water it. Tomorrow's my first day. Hope it goes well.

Speaker 3:

Good games, so much fun. Uh, my number two, halo, put the master chief up on that. Bitch has to. Yeah, you have to. There's always the debate that the greeks invented pizza, but the italians perfected it. Well, gold, and I gave us the first person shooter. Halo perfected it land party yes, the oh. You just tickled a very specific part I can. I can remember carrying one of those big ass fucking toshiba tvs yeah across the street to my friend's house.

Speaker 3:

We can all plug our xboxes into one another. We had like six tvs, seven fucking living room they perfected the multiplayer game.

Speaker 3:

I'll say it, they really, they absolutely, they absolutely did I. I credit where credit is due. Um call of duty gave us more customization where you can actually make change a loadout. I can put a different sight on my weapon, a different under attachment. I can change the way. The color of my weapon in the first halo just changed like what color your spartan was, but still it gave us a new environment, it goes. Different options, different weapon, types of archetypes. It wasn't just kinetic weapons. We had the plasma weaponry, we had the incendiary weaponry, we had the fuel rod injection weaponry. Um, we had vehicles in some of the maps. Shout out the blood gulch. I'll never forget you, baby.

Speaker 1:

That map has listed the test of time Also. The HUD was next level. The HUD was next level. It always was so intuitive compared to other games.

Speaker 3:

Absolutely To this day. To this day. For those of you who don't know, I have a fucking Master Chief tattoo. I'm a left bicep. That's how much this game really means to be from. Halo. Halo 2, halo 3 rvb oh let's see fucking um odst reach.

Speaker 3:

Reach was one of my favorites, the franchise as a whole, doesn't matter which one, because each one had something to offer, even if, like, let's say, the campaign was a little lackluster, there was something else that that next one, but just brought to the table one of the highlights of it halo 2. I think it was the mission grave mind. Uh, there's that one mission right before you get to the um, the councilman's like chamber room or whatever, where you have the flood fighting against, uh, the covenant. And, of course, I was like you might want to sit this one out and they fucking played Breaking Benjamin's Blow Me Away, the song they wrote for Halo 2.

Speaker 3:

It had that fucking blaring, as you're just like shooting the shit out of all the aliens. It was awesome.

Speaker 1:

And they waited until like 2023 to give us a grappling hook to use, and we were grateful. We were like, oh, hell yeah, we're going to add a grappling hook to Halo. Hell yeah.

Speaker 3:

Let's just like the other thing yeehaw and fuck around. It's just like intergalactic yeehaw and fucking it up Like you're just zipping.

Speaker 3:

Come on, the highlight of that game is either using the grappling hook to bring like one of those like fuel rod cannons and then like yeeting an explosive barrel at an enemy, or like when you have like the shock grappling hook and you're just like you shoot a grunt in the face and he's just like spazzing out. You just come zooping in at mock fuck and like throw a knee into his head it's so much fun.

Speaker 2:

It's the best shit. Zooping in at Mach Fuck and like throw a knee into his head. It's so much fun.

Speaker 1:

It's the best shit in the world.

Speaker 3:

I fucking love Halo so goddamn much and just the peace and the serenity that comes from the ambience music from ODST. Just the rain is coming down, the very faint thunder, and it's like some smooth, kind of like smoke room jazz, just kind of playing as you're just walking around this bombed out city. It's great, very peaceful.

Speaker 2:

Speaking of peaceful, if you are not familiar with this game, you're going to have to give me a little latitude here, because I'm. This is an odd pick. Love that Did you all ever play Myst.

Speaker 3:

Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Okay, ever play mist, absolutely okay. The thing I love about this is like you really expect it to be like this fun little adventure game, and then, like 10 minutes into it, you're having to press buttons that make no sense. You're flipping levers, you're reading a 400 year old journal and trying to figure out what this message is in these trap magical books. You're not even sure sometimes what your objective is. Sometimes you're just literally touching everything in a room, hoping not to explode and just get to the next one.

Speaker 3:

So it's just Tuesday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I think, like whoever came up with this game, like they were maybe some kind of like benevolent sadist, because I think it's first because you've been to video games right, like you literally had decoy puzzles, and like you would. You would think you're on the right track, but no, no, no, the real solution was like Not today water, it was just and you didn't have a map. You didn't have instructions. Like and correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 3:

There was no like little, like microsoft, like paperclip, like hey, maybe try this.

Speaker 2:

Like you had to figure that shit out exactly completely on your own, yeah you learn that game taught you by your own personal failure it really was, it really really did like and the other thing I really love about this game is that there was.

Speaker 2:

There was no music, you know, it just was all this ambience and, like asmr, like you had creaking wood or just the wind, or like you'd have like some kind of fuck-ass bird cry um that just kind of made you feel like, oh there's something yeah it's kind of daunting really uh, yeah and uh, it just was like this weird ominous dream journal and you're just trying to figure your way out of the dream and I just really think, because it just was so different and it's still I believe I read somewhere that it's still like one of the top downloaded games to this day. So I just think it, just because it's kind of an outlier, it deserves its place on mount rushmore just for being different. Becca, did you ever play mist?

Speaker 3:

no, it's like I've seen the mist did you notice how quiet I got?

Speaker 2:

yeah, did any of that did. Did any of that tantalize you to play it, or are you just not into puzzle games?

Speaker 1:

Not a single one I'll be so honest with you Really it's kind of glazed over. No, I just never played that game. I never ran in the same circles that it would be presented to me. Anyway, is it my turn again?

Speaker 3:

It is.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So for my next pick, I did Super Mario Brothers and I want Princess Peach to be the face of it.

Speaker 3:

I think that let's just choose which character should be up there.

Speaker 1:

I was torn between Zelda and Peach for this one, if I'm going to be honest with you. But in my head, if Zelda gets the title credits, peach is the aesthetic blueprint, she's the pastel icon. I think that she's the constant in a franchise, that the only narrative is to rescue her. You know what I mean. Like she is the plot of the game she's a dumb bitch.

Speaker 1:

It keeps getting captured okay, listen, bro, like maybe maybe her and bowser have like a little side thing going on and mario keeps getting in the way. It's none of my business, I am just playing as Mario, okay. But I am curious about Peach, and I know you are too motherfucker, don't even try to lie to me, but she always brings poise, optimism and a killer backhand in Mario Tennis, I will add. She is the brand. I think that she should be a face on Mount Rushmore. Let's give Princess, let's give princess peach some credit. Mario is a huge game. It did so much for the gaming industry. It brought, you know, japanese gaming to america in a really big way back in the early days, and I think that princess peach is a constant in the series.

Speaker 3:

What revolutionized it? Super mario is my number one video game in general for, like the, just the general world, mount, rushmore, exactly that one pong and atari may be the first video game in home console, but mario absolutely defined what video gaming is. So like atari, love and respect you. Just, you walked super nintendo and you know the nes and mario. That was us running 100 I'm glad you agree no video games would not be where they are without mario, without that franchise, without nintendo without princess beach what would mario be doing?

Speaker 1:

he wouldn't be doing anything. He would just be like I am here and there are pipes fucking fixing your foster you ain't seen the movie? Come on, I've seen the movie I fucking, he's a're fucking fixing your faucet. You ain't seen the movie. Come on, I've seen the movie. I fucking, he's a fucking.

Speaker 3:

Brooklyn, fixing your goddamn pipes.

Speaker 1:

Can somebody stop Chris Pratt, by the way, can we just? He can't keep getting away with it.

Speaker 3:

He can't. God damn it. Let's see Personals. My next one, the Witcher, specifically the third Wild Hunt. Anyone who knows that game knows it's one of the greatest games ever made.

Speaker 1:

It's a very niche game.

Speaker 3:

You can't start RPGs with that game, like you have to kind of dip your toe in. And even the Elder Scrolls plays the line of there's too much to do. But I feel it plays easier, like it doesn't hold your hand but it severely guides you to what you should be doing and like the main quest and you get the little exercise quests as to where the witcher just drops you and says well, fucking, learn, kid. Like it just goes. Now if you play the other two, the other two did kind of do that one, but if you just start with the third one, yeah, you're completely screwed. But just the immersion of the game, the way the story develops, how you accidentally just get sidetracked with so many side quests, it's, it is real life, adhd, borderline autism, because it's just you have this one thing to do but you just keep getting distracted all fucking day long. I will literally tell you the first 45 minutes of the game. You're looking for yennefer. So okay, let's go see where we can find yennefer. Down the path you come across a man with his completely obliterated horse, because, yeah, I think it was a griffon that attacked him, so he was just like I guess you're having a bad day. Yeah Well, all right, cool, now you can either choose to help him or you can either choose to take payment from him, but either way, you have to stop that griffon. So then you go to the tavern down the way for information and the guy's like, hey, all the Nilfgaardian guys, they're here causing all sorts of problems. They might know where she is. So you go to talk to them and then you fight them. And then, because you fight them, you get in trouble with the guards and you have to go before, like the Baron of the land. And the Baron is like, hey, kill the griffon and then I'll give you the information. So they go.

Speaker 3:

Okay, cool, how do you kill the griffin? Well, you need this special potion. Well, what's one of the ingredients? Special potion, you have to get the blood of a botchling. Well, now you gotta go help this lady with a botchling. So I'm already on seven side quests.

Speaker 3:

I was like I'm just looking for information for my fucking girlfriend and I'm doing six side quests. It's like I have a side quest for a side quest. Okay, so what are you gonna do? Okay, so I gotta, I gotta help this one baron, fucking kill his bastardized child. The fucking botchling which, by the way, I have to kill the wraiths for. Okay, cool, I've killed the botching and I've helped that guy.

Speaker 3:

Cool, so that guy gives me the potion that I need to kill the griffin. So I can go to the other guy and pick the fungus in his backyard and almost get eaten by werewolves to fucking. Now mix with that to make the potion to put on my blade and on the arrows to kill the griffin. Now I can kill the griffin, bring it to the milf guardian guy. The milf guardian guy tells his guards to fuck off, so then maybe he can tell me where my girlfriend was four months ago. This is the first 45 minutes of the game and it's the first step of the main quest he's just trying to prove chivalry isn't dead, like that is just his ultimate goal it's fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 3:

I have 17 hours locked into the game. I haven't even left my front fucking door, like there are missions that are complete. There's missions and characters and experiences in the games that are locked if you make the wrong choices or you make different choices. There's two or three stories that are really intertwined insanely. The three main characters, um and it's just chef kiss.

Speaker 2:

It's gorgeous all right, so my next one. So this is like this is a very, very, very old game and the reason I picked it is because I think generation after generation, like we've all played it and it's had like this recent resurgence of people playing like the original version of this game. So I'm going to see if you all can guess real quick. So you didn't have a map, there were no second chances, you just had a wig.

Speaker 1:

A wig.

Speaker 3:

You had a wig and your wits about you, and you had to do the thing, oh god, I'm gone.

Speaker 2:

Um, I'm gonna say hitman. So you just had a, you just had a wagon, a two--wide river Oregon Trail. Yes, she just knew, she just knew.

Speaker 3:

Hell yeah, you had a wagon. I'm like Professor X. I just needed a couple of hints. Oregon Trail.

Speaker 2:

So yes, I am talking about Oregon Trail, and this was literally the first game to try to kill you and then ask you to reflect on your bad decisions. You want to go across the river? Boom, your freaking oxen all drowned. You want to rest for a few days? Nope, too late. You died of cholera, dysentery, you bought too many bullets. You're gonna die of starvation now the hitch in your wagon broke.

Speaker 1:

That's gonna set you guys back three days it was so realistic. They made you budget.

Speaker 2:

It was so ridiculous this game was like final destination, but with bonnets. It taught it, taught you. It taught you real life lessons, like if your cousin becky uh, broke her toe, she was probably gonna die. And uh, even if you shoot 2 000 pounds of bison, you can only carry back 10, because you know, the dysentery.

Speaker 1:

It weakened her.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I was just like a five destination of bonnets.

Speaker 3:

I'm just like the honest version of those movies. They're just like a horse and like the fucking logs come out.

Speaker 2:

Here's EQ. Oh no, yeah, they just get crushed Nathaniel.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, barn falls over on you, they just get crushed.

Speaker 3:

Nathaniel, oh no.

Speaker 1:

Horseshoe upside the head, Ezekiel the rations. Oh no, now he's starved.

Speaker 3:

It's a very long movie.

Speaker 1:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain.

Speaker 3:

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain before you get sidetracked any further, becca, you do your last one.

Speaker 1:

So my last one is Mrs Pac-Man. I think that she's the blueprint before blueprints existed. She didn't just break barriers, she gobbled them whole while being chased by ghosts. She put a bow on and made history. Listen, she did her time in the trenches. She walk a walk, so j could rule the mushroom kingdom, she crawled through pixelated chaos so these girls could strut through cut scenes. I think that she deserves her time on mount rushmore. Let's give mrs pac-man her due beautiful, that was beautiful thank you, kyle, that was good that was okay.

Speaker 1:

No, that was good the first game that taught you listen, otherwise you get cholera if everybody doesn't eat a certain amount, then everybody is gonna get sick, and that is something that should not be put on the hands of a fifth grader who's just trying to get through computer lab.

Speaker 2:

Lord, oh God, okay, hell yeah for Ms Pac-Man. Fuck yeah, hell yeah, you walk a walk.

Speaker 3:

That's so joking, oh God, oh.

Speaker 2:

Christ, hell yeah you walk and walk. That's so joking. All right, Kyle. Yeah, my last one.

Speaker 3:

So for my personal, I was going to say one, but you're currently playing it, so I don't want to spoil anything. So I'm going to give. Just know that Red red dead, redemption 2 is on my mount rushmore, um. But I will talk about one of the honorable mentions that I had, and that is minecraft. A lot of the games we've, a lot of the games, a lot of the games we've talked about tonight have to do with um, violence and shooting and destruction.

Speaker 3:

If there's one thing that I absolutely loved about Minecraft when it came out its first inception, there was just the creepers. They didn't have the zombies, didn't have the skeletons. So there are monsters and things to fight. There are things that go bump in the night and for you to go bump back, you're right. So the original concept you just had to avoid the creepers in the game.

Speaker 3:

As to where so many video games are bent on destruction, minecraft's basis it's meat and potatoes is creation and imagination. Yeah, it is so much fun. I can't tell you how much time, how many hours, I have into that game. Same thing, you just need it. Just, oh, there's too much thinking. You don't have that reaction time. You just had that really long, rough day at work, and you know that the, the five-year-old in south korea, where, like his gamer tag on call of duty is just symbols and they're flashing, he's just gonna fucking give you the boots. So you don't want to deal with that shit, you want to just play a game. Throw on minecraft, just let the very peaceful music, let you go. And same thing, very asmr as well too.

Speaker 3:

As you go yeah, yeah the grass, the crunchy of the grass, the like knocking of, like the trees, as you hit it with the shearing leaves.

Speaker 1:

Oh, shearing leaves gets me.

Speaker 3:

It's the that's the best, and um, when you're eating, that's a good one too the la la lava chicken.

Speaker 2:

But all seriousness.

Speaker 1:

I thought that was the villagers you wake them up that creeper sound that really is so good the fuse very ASMR, I'm glad you said um the bones just kind of clanking against it they're great the zombies.

Speaker 3:

It's just and none of that, but same thing.

Speaker 2:

There was very, very little of the game too that that came through my headset like, like, literally I felt it going one ear and out the other. It like registered it, it shook my skull, it literally went through you.

Speaker 3:

There was no explanation of what to do and how to do and you had to kind of tinker and figure shit out, specifically the redstone and the mechanisms and the machines and mechanics it was so much fun still to this day, even after watching like all these videos and these books and how to actually do it all, I still fuck it all up.

Speaker 3:

But then you give that game to a bunch of jackasses in their 20s and nothing to do because of lockdown, and we do the same thing. So we got on the realms and it was like I think there was like seven or eight of us to be my buddies and same thing. We'd like build our houses, our stuff. We're gonna go. Okay, these ones are gonna go mining for this. We're gonna build up our defenses and these people are just gonna look for the diamonds so we can get ready to fight the ender dragon. Well, every now and then, me and my buddy jake you guys think I'm a fucking ball buster and a jackass. This motherfucker ain't got all his hands, he's got nine and three quarters fingers because he thought it was a good idea to stick his hand. Oh, the snowblower's clogged. Let's just stick my hand in. Yeah, way to go, genius.

Speaker 1:

Idiot, idiot.

Speaker 3:

We were the Simon and Garfunkel, aka the Lewis and Clark, with no sack of Julia. We just went exploring. So we would go and explore all the different maps and the cartography tables and so on and so forth. But also we would launch mass genocide against creepers to get as much fucking gunpowder as we can.

Speaker 1:

So we'd say we're going out.

Speaker 3:

Hey, we came back with 20 different maps that we've mapped out. Hey, we came back with, you know, 20 different maps that we've mapped out so we can now explore all these other things. Little did you know that his entire inventory is just fucking tnt and then we would hollow earth out everything of our entire village. We would just we would, we would hollow earth, our whole village.

Speaker 3:

We would rig everyone's without them, knowing we would hollow earth our whole village. We would rig everyone's without them knowing we would rig everyone's fucking buildings and their houses, their inventories and what you call it. His cousin, my best friend, nick. He would make like fucking Erebor, right, he would tunnel into this mountain. It would fucking go and go. Holy shit, the shit he would make. We would rig everything to blow up, have it all set to perfect redstones and whatnot, and we would place a random pressure plate somewhere on the map.

Speaker 1:

That's very Achievement Hunter of you. I will say yeah.

Speaker 3:

No, it is maliciously autistic of me to do that.

Speaker 1:

I like trains.

Speaker 3:

I call it militiatism.

Speaker 1:

Militiatism, militiatism, oh God.

Speaker 3:

We would do that and we would just put a random fucking pressure plate anywhere. I can't tell you how many times we've done that and as we set the pressure plate, a fucking chicken just goes and lands on it and just fucking blows it.

Speaker 1:

Just wastes we would always put it like we put it in like we had one.

Speaker 3:

I think the best one, that was. We made sure we had this one dude who worked third shift, so he was never on when we were and he was at work, we were playing, he was, we were all sleeping or we were at work. So we set it like in like his main doorway, we put the pressure plate. God, he was at work, we were playing, he was, we were all sleeping or we were at work. He would play. So we set it like in like his main doorway, we put the pressure plate, so, as he's playing by himself, he just hits, click and then everything just fucking blows up. So we signed back in later on that night. It's just a crater. That was our village and our houses and we would just die that's a big like galactic craft like the nuclear bazooka energy that you can achieve with minecraft yeah, you guys.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we would. We would oppenheimer the fuck out of ourselves for no reason I love that so much.

Speaker 1:

I need people guys. We should make a minecraft server that we can just get on and play on who wants to pay for it.

Speaker 3:

Not, we won't get anything done because, no, I'm very much like.

Speaker 1:

I will 100, build our base. I will have us a mine set up. There will be torches. I will be very efficient.

Speaker 3:

You guys will see a very particular kind of effect come out if we play minecraft together yeah, but if I'm just saying this, I'm just gonna let you guys know this right now if you ever hear like the sounds of war, aka, saruman song, aka, that means I'm going to go, I'm going to blow something up. I'm going to blow something up.

Speaker 1:

I will get you, kyle, I will get you so many supplies to achieve your dreams.

Speaker 3:

I love being.

Speaker 1:

I love being the base mother. That's like. That's like my role in games. Like, please just let me mine and like, do my thing. I love being the base mother. That's like my role in games. Like, please just let me mine and do my thing, and you guys go out and adventure and bring me stuff back to advance us. I am 100% the support character. I will make you guys a nice home. You will have a bed. You will have a plant next to your bed.

Speaker 3:

You will love playing Minecraft with me. I'm the ranger that is part crow, because I just find trinkets and oh, this is cool, I need, I need people like you. I don't get anywhere by myself.

Speaker 1:

I'm just over here making my nice home, making a nice mine. I have nothing. I need you.

Speaker 3:

I need people like you when's the last time you played that game?

Speaker 1:

because the updates are fucking intense oh no, I was playing like three months ago so you know that like oh, diamond's only between like levels, like 6 and 16.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they start at like minus 95 now.

Speaker 1:

Well, I will tell you a secret Diamond is always around lava. If you find lava, you will find Diamond within 64 chunks. I will get you all the pretty shinies. Kyle, I love mining in that game. I need somebody else to fight the spiders. I don't want to deal with enderman.

Speaker 3:

They stress me out well, I'm glad you guys liked my uh female orgasm joke and my clitoris joke. But uh, all credit of that goes to my wife, lauren, because I had to add. I wanted to add some type of a joke in the beginning there for shock value. It's like no one knows what the hell we're gonna, what's gonna go on and what the hell we're gonna talk about yeah um, I almost said tonight's episode 9-11, tonight's episode the holocaust.

Speaker 3:

But she looked at me and she was like no, because that's gonna send becca on like a whirlwind of like 9-11 conspiracies and for whatever reason she's gonna squirrel on that one. So how about female orgasm? I was like done so hell yeah, our 10 minutes our 10 minutes of you guys dying in the beginning.

Speaker 1:

All credit goes to her for that all credit okay, that was our video game, mount rushmore episode. Um, I honestly I love all of our picks. I don't think any of us were far off the mark at all, but I would love to see what you guys think in the comments below, whether you watched the previous few or not. We are going to release a new episode every monday and make sure you like and subscribe wherever you get podcasts bye say, bye kyle bye kyle, bye, bye Say bye Kyle.

Speaker 3:

Bye Kyle.

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