The Silly Goose Society
A podcast for the delightfully curious and easily distracted. Kyle and Angi chat music, movies, cryptids, ghosts, weird history, and whatever derails them next. Half research, half chaos, all goose energy.
The Silly Goose Society
S1E2: Would You Rather: From Quadropus to Zeus Goose
What happens when two chaotic brains take Would You Rather way too seriously? We turn absurd prompts into a laboratory for real-life tradeoffs, social dynamics, and the surprisingly practical rules we all live by. From wrangling a “quadropus” to declaring eternal war on the cobra chicken, we test the edges of comfort, logic, and dignity while laughing at how quickly a joke becomes a philosophy class.
Things get personal and oddly honest: sticky fingers or Cheeto dust, tattoos that replay your previous day versus skin that shows your mood, third nipple or extra toe, and the nightmare scenario of who watches whose tape. We examine why teleportation beats mind-reading for mental health, and imagine our intrusive thoughts narrated by Bobcat Goldthwait, because if your inner monologue must be public, it might as well be hilarious. The apocalypse showdown—slow zombies vs ruthless robots—lets us nitpick logistics, shelf life, and why World War Z zombies are a hard no.
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Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?
SPEAKER_06:Well it'll be a quadrupus then? Quadrupus.
SPEAKER_00:Quadrupus.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, quadrupus. Um bitch hype as hell, quadrupus. Alright.
SPEAKER_04:Shit, I'm gonna go with quadrupus. Yeah, four-legged octopus. Imagine it and you're saying like an eight-legged, what was it, a chihuahua?
SPEAKER_11:Poodle.
SPEAKER_04:Poodle. I still think poodles are a little wily.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, they're kind of dicks.
SPEAKER_04:An eight-legged, yeah, no, no, no, no. No, yeah. And plus, it would be fun to say, you know, I, you know, what did you do today? I've wrestled a quadrupus.
SPEAKER_05:I would say a four-legged octopus.
SPEAKER_11:Quadrupus, there you go. Huh? You had to be there. You had to fucking be there.
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SPEAKER_11:Hey Ange, I got a quick question for you.
SPEAKER_04:Oh yeah?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Would you rather swim everywhere you go or have to bear crawl everywhere you go?
SPEAKER_04:Oh man. Uh probably swim.
SPEAKER_11:Swim? Swimming's a lot of fun. You're gonna get tired pretty quick with that one. You just gotta hope there's water everywhere.
SPEAKER_04:Right.
SPEAKER_11:You know what I mean? Because if it's not water, then you're just gonna be just like flapping your hands on like the ground and shit like that.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, I guess that's the question. Would you be like always encased in water?
SPEAKER_11:Maybe this was like the worst game to play. Because you and I are just gonna like, well, hold on a second. Like it's just not straightforward answers. It goes, but wait a minute, what about all these other variables? Anywho, how's it going, silly gooses? Welcome back to another episode of the Silly Goose Society. If you haven't guessed by now or gone completely insane, we're gonna play Would You Rather Silly Edition.
SPEAKER_04:Well, I have one for you. I'm listening. You're listening. Okay. Would you rather get a massage with chocolate sauce or whipped cream?
SPEAKER_11:Chocolate sauce or whipped cream? Uh let's go with oh, that's kind of tough. Let's go with chocolate sauce. I like chocolate more than vanilla. More whipped cream, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06:Really?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I love I love chocolate. Like actual chocolate.
SPEAKER_04:I would think whipped cream would be better for the skin.
SPEAKER_11:Almost definitely not. Like we're talking about like Hershey syrup or like ready whip, or we're talking about like cool whip.
SPEAKER_04:Same thing. This is why we can't play this game.
SPEAKER_11:Exactly. But this is gonna be so much fun now. This is what's gonna make it so much more fun.
SPEAKER_04:Whipped cream.
SPEAKER_11:Whipped cream. Cool whip. Say cool, cool. Now say whip. Whip. Now put them together. Cool whip.
unknown:Cool whip.
SPEAKER_11:That's like one of the funniest bits I gotta make out. Anywho, bringing it back to another different side tangent. Just a little fun fact for the day, a little FF on a Wednesday for y'all. Um probably TMI FF on a Wednesday, but still. Come on. Don't know what's going on. Never never got the hype around like using chocolate sauce and whipped cream, you know, like things like that. Never using condiments in the bedroom. Never got the hype around it.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, it's very it's a messy. It is well, I mean it's more messy than messy.
SPEAKER_11:If you're doing it right, it's always messy. If you do it right, it's always messy. Don't get me wrong. I like I'm not saying like I'm no holier than thou. Let he who's without sin get stoned or whatever the fuck he said.
SPEAKER_04:Um, I'm just I've done it.
SPEAKER_11:I just, you know, it's not like oh.
SPEAKER_04:It's like unnecessarily like there's a lot you're dealing with anyway. I think it's just like, I don't know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Like I said, I'm not saying it's no, I'm not saying they regretted it or anything like that. And I was like, oh, that that's it, that's enough, right? It's not that. It's just, you know, like, you know, you always felt like, you know, I don't know, maybe I was watching weird shit growing up, you know, like sometimes though, like TV, movies, things like that, it seemed like that was like the thing and like it's sexy.
SPEAKER_04:Well they make it look, they make it, they make it look so like sexy, but like the reality of it, it's not as like I've never found it to be like as great as like the movies portray it.
SPEAKER_11:Well now, okay, so okay. Would you rather use the regular, like the um I guess the the status quo, sexy foods in the bedrooms, you know, strawberries and whipped cream and chocolates, also the fun stuff, or I don't know. Something else. Or would you rather something else? Like, do you think it would be more enjoyable if it was a different food? Like, do you think that's what it is? It's just like your preference to the food that's being used? Because that's where the song title that's on my list, uh Slap a Slice on Ya Titty, kind of came from.
SPEAKER_04:Wait.
SPEAKER_11:Maybe we'll do that for an episode. I'll go through the song titles. I'll go through song titles.
SPEAKER_04:Um, is it a matter of food taste? I don't know. I I think I I'm um my brain is like frying right now because I'm thinking of like all different types of scenarios. I think I'm just a no on on food in general there.
SPEAKER_11:You mean to tell me you wouldn't eat a Bucky's brisket sandwich off of like Henry Cavill's ass?
SPEAKER_04:Oh no, I would. Now, if you put it in that context, all day long and twice on Sunday.
SPEAKER_11:I'll eat literally anything. Yeah. Anywho, back to it. My question now, right? Yeah. Either way. Would you rather steam came out of your ears like a train every time you were mad? Or would you like kind of bark or yap or yip like a dog every time you were excited?
SPEAKER_04:Okay, first of all, I'll kind of do those two things anyway. Um because when I get mad, I get mad. Like I get like I think you can literally see steam come out of my ears when I'm like super mad.
SPEAKER_11:That was a possibility. Um Wasn't that movie with Jonah Hill and Michael Sarah? Oh, that was super bad, not super mad.
SPEAKER_04:Super bad.
SPEAKER_11:That's close enough.
SPEAKER_04:Um or yip, like when you're excited.
SPEAKER_11:You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and further this one. I'll go a little bit. Would you rather every time you got mad, you were exactly like a fucking Looney Tune? Or like you're sitting there and you're just like and like you literally you literally get more red from like your feet and it goes up and it goes and then you yell and scream just like a fucking Looney Tune. Or, you know, if I was to rip a zip tie into the fucking microphone, we just go, ooh, zip, zip, poof, boof, zip tie, poof. You know what I mean? What would you rather? Like every time you get excited about something, you just you you like yip. You like actually kind of bounce and you kind of yip a little bit.
SPEAKER_04:I mean, didn't I do that to begin with?
SPEAKER_11:Kinda.
SPEAKER_04:I I honestly I think the Looney Tunes, I think the Looney Tunes, because that would give people like a warning, like, oh, oh, she's mad, and and to clear, just to clear out of my way. And leave me, leave me alone until I I come back down.
SPEAKER_11:I feel it would be a little counterintuitive though, because then like let's let's face it. Let's say you were actually like with somebody, you were getting into an argument, and out of nowhere they just started doing that. You don't give a shit about what you were mad at them for, what you don't care about what your argument was for. You the next words out of your mouth have gotta be, um, the fuck was that? You know what I mean? And like you're it's like no one's talking about what you guys were mad at or arguing about before. We're talking about you literally just doing that. So I feel like nothing would get resolved. Because the subject is instantly changed. And I feel like it's one of those things you'd never get used to.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. No, I don't I wouldn't want to yip.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_04:I have one for you.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_04:Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
SPEAKER_11:Sweat maple syrup or spaghetti for it's gotta be the maple syrup because I love my hair too much.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:But at the same time, just imagine that. Like, it's like the summer. It's like in the summertime, like in my I'm in like my workshop and I'm just like drenching store. I was like, oh damn. I just like how I just I would just have like a drawer full of pancakes and then just like wipe my forehead and chow down. Wait, that's it's it's maple syrup, so it's sweet and yummy and delicious, and it's not sweat. That's okay, yeah. So yeah, absolutely. Because then it gives me an excuse to have a pancake drawer.
SPEAKER_04:Right.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, you go. Okay, so yeah, absolutely sweat.
SPEAKER_04:Sweat maple syrup.
SPEAKER_11:Sweat maple syrup, what about you?
SPEAKER_04:Hmm. I think I'm gonna go for spaghetti for hair.
SPEAKER_07:Spaghetti hairs?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, because I I I would imagine if you sweat maple syrup, you'd eventually get sticky.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, you just shower.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, but but until you can get to a shower, like if you're across town and you're all sweaty. Or like imagine like during sex and you get all hot and like it would seem like all like sticky.
SPEAKER_06:Like you're just saying that.
SPEAKER_04:Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. I think I think I'm gonna go for spaghetti.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you're definitely going for spaghetti.
SPEAKER_04:Well, here's another one. Would you would you only be able to only whisper or only ever be able to like shout? There's no in-between. You're either whispering or shouting.
SPEAKER_11:So you clearly are not of Italian descent, or there's not a lot of Italians in your family, because that's just my family. Like, it's just fucking loud. Like people think I'm going deaf because of like the music I listen to and the concerts I go to. No, it's just growing up in the fucking houses that I did. That's why I'm going partially deaf. Jesus, fucking. I I mean, and I'm guilty of it too. Guilty. It's just, you know, product of your environment. But would I only uh I'd probably say whisper, because then it forces people to fucking listen. And if they don't, that's on them. Yeah. Because I think the shouting would just annoy me. So talk like any Italian from New Jersey or talk like Michael Jackson. Got it.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. I was trying to think. There was um, I'm trying to think of the actor who always uh gave the advice that like if you're at like a dinner party or something, to always like lower your voice and talk very softly in a whisper because it forces people to give you the attention that you know to the conversation that you're saying. And I'm trying to think what actor that was.
SPEAKER_11:Anthony Hopkins.
SPEAKER_04:No, I don't think it was.
SPEAKER_11:That sounds like some shit he would say.
SPEAKER_04:For some reason, I'm thinking like it was Bruce Willis or something.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, Rip. Well, he's still alive, but still. He's still alive, but Rip is. It's still alive, but it's just uh it's sad. Anyhow.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Anyway. We're not gonna Oklahoma that. No, I would go with Whisper.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:A careless whisper. Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle? Will it be a quadrupus then?
SPEAKER_06:Quadrupus.
SPEAKER_00:Quadrupus.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, quadrupus. Um bitch as hell, quadrupus. Alright.
SPEAKER_04:Shit, I'm gonna go with quadrupus.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, four-legged octopus.
SPEAKER_04:Imagine it and you're saying like an eight-legged, what was it, a chihuahua?
SPEAKER_11:Poodle.
SPEAKER_04:Poodle. I still think poodles are a little wily.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, they're kind of dicks.
SPEAKER_04:An eight-legged Yeah, no, no, no, no. No, yeah. And plus, it would be fun to say, you know, I, you know, what did you do today? I wrestled a quadrupus.
SPEAKER_05:I would say a four-legged octopus.
SPEAKER_11:Quadrupus, there you go. Huh? You had to be there. You had to fucking be there. Get fucked. Well, then you're a septipus. What? That's like what that's like my favorite line in Finding Dory. Boba, an octopus. I only got seven arms. Well, then you're not an octopus, you're a septipus. Huh? Well, you're a septipus, you only got seven. I may not remember anything, but I can count. I love that line. It's so great. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, where'd it go? Where'd it go?
SPEAKER_11:Uh oh, yeah, there's the other one. Uh, would you rather shake hands with yourself every time you meet somebody or have to offer your foot as a handshake?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, shit. Shake my own hand.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Because I'm not the most graceful of people. And I would be like every yeah, I would fall over.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, okay, at first, but let's face it, after like a couple of months, you're gonna get pretty fucking good at that. Yeah, I'm kind of anything like that that maybe you don't have the physical capabilities to do. I'm I'm just going out on a limb and saying that you're going to so like bear crawls. Bear crawls are an actual exercise and they kind of they're a pain in the ass. They're not exactly the easiest thing to do for quite a while. After time, though, you're gonna get pretty fucking good at it. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_12:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11:So I'm just gonna go ahead and say that. Like if there's anything that causes some type of a physical or some type of like an actual like um skill or ability to do, I'm just gonna go ahead and say, maybe at first it's a little shaky, but you'd fucking get it.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Yeah. Would you rather fight a horse-size goose or a hundred goose-size horses?
SPEAKER_07:Okay.
SPEAKER_11:I know I said we're gonna do our best not to cut this one, but is it just bare knuckled or do I have some form of weaponry?
SPEAKER_04:You're bare knuckling it.
SPEAKER_11:Bare knuckling? Give me that fucking goose. Give me that horse-size. Give me that horse-sized goose. Yeah, they got teeth. I also got balls of steel and a shitty attitude. So I'm gonna fight that fucking goose. Especially if it's one of those fucking Canadian ones, those goddamn cobra chickens. I'm fucking that asshole up.
SPEAKER_04:But right but those things, yeah, I'm uh we're talking about a horse-sized goose.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I know. That's also a okay, you know what? And I'm also gonna be that asshole more. It's gonna want more clarification. Technically, a pony is a horse.
SPEAKER_04:Oh god. Okay.
SPEAKER_11:A Clydesdale is a horse. Am I talking the size of like a pony, like a normal size horse, or am I talking like a fucking Clydesdale?
SPEAKER_04:Okay, I'm gonna go with Clydesdale. It's massive.
SPEAKER_11:I'm still fighting that fucking goose, man. I'm going for it.
SPEAKER_04:Are you?
SPEAKER_11:No, yeah, I'm going. See? Hey. Worst case scenario. Worst case scenario in this situation. I'm welcomed into Valhalla. That's the worst case scenario. Is that I fucking die, this thing fucks me up, and I go to Valhalla. That's the worst case. Best case, I fought a giant fucking goose. I'm absolutely fighting the giant goose.
SPEAKER_04:I think it would be it would be easy to fight through a bunch of tiny po tiny horses. Yeah, but horses are like, I kind of like horses.
SPEAKER_11:Do you know? It would be kind of funny seeing like all the little tiny horses that come at you.
SPEAKER_04:You just kind of like Yeah, you could kick them. You could like, you know, just kick them out of the way.
SPEAKER_11:I see you kind of turning into like the Ents in Two Towers at the end when they're fucking up, you know, they're at Isengard, and I see you just like grabbing one or just like brushing your arms back and forth and just like scything down like ten of them at a time.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, yeah. I think it would be a lot easier.
SPEAKER_11:Nah, give me the one Clyde's. I oh yeah, no, I think that's the easier one. It's just I'm loaded with spite and rage against cobra chickens. So give me the one fucking, give me, you know, the Zeus goose so I can fight it. Make an example of that asshole. Final boss. Yes, the final, yes, like the Zeus goose. That's what I'm calling it for now on. Someone save it, make a note of it somewhere. Whenever I say Zeus Goose, I mean a big fucking goose.
SPEAKER_03:Big fucking goose.
SPEAKER_11:Big. Yeah. Um all right, hit me.
SPEAKER_04:Not literally.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, where's I had it going, I had it going. Oh man. Uh would you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or a hair in your butt crack?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, hair in the butt crack. Yeah. I hate eyelashes in my eye. I hate that.
SPEAKER_02:They're so fucking the worst.
SPEAKER_04:Anything in my eye. Like, that's just the worst.
SPEAKER_11:It's pretty goddamn terrible. Like it's a big thing. Don't play the games, uh, what is it? Fucking Dead Space then. Dead Space 2.
SPEAKER_04:Well, and plus I think I think women are probably more used to like wearing thongs. Like you're used to having a strip of something there.
SPEAKER_12:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04:So, like, what's a hair when you're used to like wearing a thong?
SPEAKER_11:Fair enough.
SPEAKER_04:What about you?
SPEAKER_11:What about me?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, give me the hair in the butt crack. Give me the hair in the butt crack for sure. Well, one, because like you said, the eyes, like, there's very few things that give me the ick and like kind of skeeve me. Um on that list, pretty close to the top, is like anything to like the eyes. Like in movies, if they're like, ah, you know, whatever the so like that one scene in Game of Thrones, yeah, homie wasn't cool with that one.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:The only time I was okay with it because I hated that asshole so much was in season one of The Punisher. I was okay with that. I was totally fine. I was okay with that. Anyhow.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Um, I feel like this is an easy one, but I find it funny.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_04:Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box?
SPEAKER_08:The litter box, hands down.
SPEAKER_04:I know.
SPEAKER_08:The litter box, hands down, down. Which actor was it? Like on an interview?
SPEAKER_11:Was it George? It was George Clooney, wasn't it? George Clooney. It was George Clooney. Oh my god, I love that story.
SPEAKER_04:Yes.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god. I want to say okay, back me up on this one. So we're not going to like horrible details, but I'll say it was before he was like before he was George Clooney, lol. Like before he was like a serious actor. He was like living with a roommate and they had like this cat that was annoying. I don't know, but he took a shit in the litter box and like to to mess with his roommate because thinking like something was wrong with his cat.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, because his roommate was like, I mean, it was a kitten, it was like a little kitten. And he was like, so George was like, he was cleaning the litter box because he was unemployed. He was and but the but the roommate was like, like, my cat is not using the litter box, it's not pooping. And he was like concerned. Um so one day he was cleaning the litter box and just like it's like a massive, massive shit in the litter box, and then left it for his roommate to, and then his roommate was like, Oh my god. It was just a little itty bitty little thing. Like, there's no way that that cat had that much poop in it.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god. I don't, I'm telling you, what makes that story so funny isn't just the act of the prank alone. Don't get me wrong, that's a funny fuck, that's funny as hell to do someone. But the fact that it's George Clooney, this man has built himself to be some form of some essence, his aura, his whatever, is like sophisticated and gentlemanly and handsome and suave and also that kind of fun stuff.
SPEAKER_04:Right.
SPEAKER_11:And then like, dude, that's so funny. That is so like if Adam Sandler said he did that, he goes, Well, yeah, that checks out. Like he'll do that. You know what I mean? Like he did that. But the fact that it's George Clooney, that is so that's what makes it so much funnier.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know. Like in my head, Canon, Adam Sandler just uses the litter box as he just uses as just a normal way of life. Yeah. But George Clooney, no way. Like, I mean, I just look at him differently now, just picturing him like squat over a litter box.
SPEAKER_07:That's so fucking funny.
SPEAKER_11:Anywho, before we go further down this round.
SPEAKER_04:Further down this round. Yeah, hit me, hit me with one.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:Pull us out of this. Let me out!
SPEAKER_06:Let me out! This is not a dance.
SPEAKER_11:Um, wait, where'd it go? Where'd it go? Uh shit, where'd it go? Uh would you rather have sticky fingers forever? Or Cheeto dust fingers forever.
SPEAKER_04:Ooh.
SPEAKER_11:You know, not like your hands are like you're getting stuck to everything and like, you know, like you got fucking suction cups in your hands. You know, you just you got a little bit of that sweaty maple syrup on your hands a little bit. Just that little like.
SPEAKER_04:Oh man, I think that's a good thing. Or the Cheeto dust. Both of them are like as much as I hate to say it's probably the sticky, sticky fingers. I know I would hate it. I guess you'd get used to it, but yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I'm assuming any of these horrible things you would get used to and be like, yeah, it's my life, tough shit. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_12:Ugh. Yeah, it's pretty rough.
SPEAKER_04:Here's a good one for you. Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos that appear all over your body depicting depicting everything that you did yesterday?
SPEAKER_11:Oh, that one, the tattoo one for sure. Definitely the tattoo one. Cause I don't even want to go to that be like a mood ring or something like that one. Like I'm just like changing colors.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, based on your emotion.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, absolutely not. Absolutely not that one. Yeah, give me the uh give me the uh the Maui tattoos that you know change and dance every day about what I did.
unknown:Huh.
SPEAKER_11:It's gonna be a lot of crying, a lot of wanking, and a lot of coffee.
SPEAKER_06:Every day.
SPEAKER_04:I'm glad you said it, not me. Because I was gonna go, really everything? It's gonna show everything.
SPEAKER_11:Everything. No shame. All right.
SPEAKER_04:Can I can I go again?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, go ahead. You gotta something told me you had another one.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe?
SPEAKER_11:Ooh, is the extra toe on my foot or is it somewhere else? And same with the nipples. Is it am I like the chick from um uh total recall? Or same thing, like that nipple is on like it's like in my armpit or it's like behind my ear. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04:Oh man, I it's not specific.
SPEAKER_11:So I guess if it doesn't state, okay. I'm going off of Magic the Gathering rules, you know, semantics and like actually if if it's not listed, then it's just where it is. So the extra toe is on my foot, and the extra nipple is in my nipple area.
SPEAKER_04:Okay. Which would you rather have? You'd have the the toe?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, just give me the toe. I don't know, it's something else that's kind of there. I already look listen, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.
SPEAKER_08:There's that else is already there.
SPEAKER_11:It's already there, right?
unknown:What?
SPEAKER_11:It's just one more thing that's there. Like, okay, big fucking deal. You know what I mean? As to where, like, yeah, you gotta like ex- you can hide the extra toe, like pretty easily. Like, for the most part, in the summertime, I almost never have a shirt on, so I was like, I gotta explain it. What the why is that guy got pepperoni stuck to him? Oh shit, that's a third nipple. Like, no, absolutely not. Is that a milk dud? The fuck is that, man? You know, no, I'm just not doing that. I'm just not going through all that bullshit.
SPEAKER_09:Is that a milk dud? And it's like for guys, like, what's that fucking well yeah? My nipples are like milk duds.
SPEAKER_11:You know what I'm talking about? I love I fucking love that movie. Another episode, that fucking movie. Just that whole movie. That's so silly within itself. Anywho, there was that book that like my health teacher like had we like kind of talked about with I don't know, there was some some book when I was back in like middle school or something like that that the health teacher had it goes, why do boys have nipples? And it made me giggle. Because it was like, it's true. Why do I have nipples? They're dumb, they do nothing, they're just there.
SPEAKER_04:I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? That was great. Thank you. You can milk anything with nipples. All right, it's your turn.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, let's see. Would you rather swallow a spider or a moth?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, Jesus.
SPEAKER_11:You're welcome.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, moth.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, the moth. That's pretty horrible.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Oh, I don't like spiders.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, no, I'm I'm good. I'm good. Um, let's see. I got one more here, too. Oh, that one, this one's pretty funny, too. Would you rather not have elbows or not have knees? You still have arms, you still have legs. It's just they don't bend at the elbow or the knee. So the only movement is at the only movement is at the hip or at the shoulder. So there's no flexion of the arm, there's no extension of the leg. It's just hip or shoulder.
SPEAKER_04:Man, um probably a knees.
SPEAKER_11:Not have knees, just straight legged.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Alright, everyone's thinking I'm just gonna say it.
SPEAKER_04:And now I have very specific reasons.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, because you're a fucking Nazi. That's why. That's just how you're oh, because you'd be goose stepping, walking like a goose everywhere now, just honk, the honk, the honk.
SPEAKER_09:A mustache on your fucking bill there.
SPEAKER_04:Like, no, there's just specific like movements and things that you need your elbows for. I don't know.
SPEAKER_11:Go ahead. Enlighten us. The most necessary movements.
SPEAKER_04:I mean, okay, what I'll I'll keep uh okay, just to like to be able to eat, to drive.
SPEAKER_11:Well, want to know what that one's like.
SPEAKER_04:Um to do other things that bring a lot of joy and pleasure to your life. Yes, flick your bean, you get it in other people's lives. Like the elbow comes in handy.
SPEAKER_11:Just picture trying to do it to someone else with the most straight ass arm. You're just like you're just like Harlem shaking it out with your fucking elbow. I wish I was out of camera so you could see what I just did.
SPEAKER_04:That would just be like not good for either party.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:Why are we like this?
SPEAKER_11:Oh how much time do you got? There's reasons why I'm like this.
SPEAKER_04:All right. Would you be would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
SPEAKER_11:Uh teleport on a wanted. Know what people think. We teleport, it's so much easier. Plus, I don't drive as it is, like oh, true.
SPEAKER_04:True. Yeah, that would be very handy.
SPEAKER_11:That joke completely went over your head when you said that one last conversation, but I digress. Um so yeah, no, just give me the teleportation. I'm already terrified that I think I know what everyone thinks of me anyway, so don't actually let me know what everyone thinks of me. Let me just live, let me just, you know, ignorance is bliss. Let me just live like that.
SPEAKER_04:I would think though that you could make a lot of money on people's secrets, their secret thoughts, and you'd be like, I already do.
SPEAKER_11:I'm like, which is funny because it's like I'll never the very first time I saw the second Hunger Games, and Fennec told like what his currency was. I was just like, damn, is this motherfucker me? But hot.
SPEAKER_04:Don't get me started on Fennec. I just finished speaky blinders.
SPEAKER_11:I forgot how long ago we talked about that movie. I think it was you that said it goes like, listen, I'm just gonna say this. I've never been jealous of a sugar cube in my whole life. I died. I fucking died when you said that. I've never been so jealous of a sugar cube in my whole life.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, yeah. That that sugar cube, that was the uh main character in that scene.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god, one little fucking one more thing about this dude, and then we'll get back to playing the game.
SPEAKER_01:Did you know he's gonna play Edmund Dantes and another telling of the Count of Monte Cristo?
unknown:Shut up.
SPEAKER_11:I swear to fucking god. Shut up. I keep forgetting his name, but you know, like the other like super most important character in the movie? The old man that he meets in prison. I keep forgetting that character's name. But the guy who like tells him, yeah, revenge is cool and also that kind of bullshit. That dude? Yeah. Fucking Jeremy Irons. That is that is like the most underappreciated voice. Like, when was the what's the last thing you remember him being in? Batman. You know what I mean? He was Alfred and Batman. Uh Batflick. With Batflick.
SPEAKER_04:I yeah, I guess. I mean, I I just there's a show I'll watch and he's on it.
SPEAKER_11:So Oh, so I'll go fuck myself then.
SPEAKER_04:Cool.
SPEAKER_11:But no, seriously, I feel like no one, you know, obviously everyone talks about like James L. Jones and Morgan Freeman and people say Sam Jackson, not because he has a nice voice. I think he's got a normal voice, he's got a bad voice, got a normal voice, but he just says motherfucker all the time. So like, yeah, I get it. But like something about Jeremy Iron's voice, it's just it it commands.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:You know what I mean? Not like a menacing way, like you just yes, sir. Like you just can't help it. There's just something about it. And let's face it, be prepared. It's just chef kiss.
SPEAKER_04:Well, speaking of voices, oh fuck. Would you rather have your life narrated publicly by Morgan Freeman or have your inner thoughts announced by Gilbert Godfrey?
SPEAKER_11:Okay. Counteract. I'm gonna go ahead and say Gilbert Godfrey on that one. So now I'm gonna put my bang down, flip it, and reverse it. Same question, different people. Would you rather your life be narrated by Sam Jackson? Or would you have your innermost thoughts said out loud by guess who?
SPEAKER_03:Oh God. I I don't, I'm afraid to even ask.
SPEAKER_06:What she wanted me to do, she wanted to send an email to the boss to fuck yourself.
SPEAKER_12:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_04:Oh God. Oh, I think I hurt something. Shit. Oh God.
SPEAKER_07:So fucking oh man. So funny.
SPEAKER_04:Bobcat. Yeah. Cause Bobcat.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I said him narrating your intrusive thoughts or your innermost thoughts. He's your Jiminy Cricket, but it's loud for everyone to hear.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, it would be funny. I'd have to go there just because it would be so funny. Like no one could get mad because it would be so fucking funny. And so like it would it would catch people off guard and be a little off-putting and funny. Like people would be in probably like the first time you watch Police Academy.
SPEAKER_11:It's like you're like, what the fuck is that? But it's hilarious. Like he doesn't even he just kind of is. He's just is in that movie, but he's just so goddamn funny. Yeah. Because it's just so ridiculous. 100%.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Oh man. Alright, hit me.
SPEAKER_11:Uh, would you rather be covered in scales or fur?
SPEAKER_04:Fur. Because then I could be petted.
SPEAKER_12:You could be petted.
SPEAKER_11:I'm pretty much already covered in fur, so I'm going scales. For those of you who have never seen me. I'm a very hairy man. Should I use my my the voice the world knows or the new voice that I've been trying to use more consciously to say that? I'm a very hairy man. And it doesn't have that same ring to it.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Would you rather face a zombie apocalypse or a robot uprising?
SPEAKER_11:Okay, hold on. I don't give a fuck how much time we spend dissecting this one, going over the variables, but I've lived through both of those scenarios about a thousand times a fucking day. What kind of zombies are we talking about?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, what kind of zombies?
SPEAKER_11:Um just give me a franchise.
SPEAKER_04:World War Z.
SPEAKER_11:Absolutely not. I don't give a fuck what robots it is. The robots. Don't care what robots. World War Z zombies, not a chance in fucking. There's there's there's one that's a hard no, never, and it's the World War Z zombies. Hands down. A very close no, like is the 28-day zombies. Mainly because they're just normal zombies, they run, but they're not super fast, whatever. It's just how wildly contagious the disease is. Like the blood can, or same with um planet terror. The blood just touches you. It doesn't get into you, it just has to touch you and you're infected. Yeah, that's a hard fucking no, dude. Like that is rough.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Other than that, you know, we can have a yeah, so it it that's that's a no contest. I don't even give a fuck what robots it is.
SPEAKER_04:So what if it what if it's like walking dead zombies?
SPEAKER_11:Oh, zombies all day. Put them in the walking dead all day. I don't give a shit. Cause that's because those are probably some of the more believable. I mean, okay, I'll I'll I will preface this. I stopped watching the second episode of the season when Negan appeared. Not because technically he appeared in the season finale of one season, and then there was the season premiere with him. I watched one episode after that, and I gave up on the fucking show. I have not watched anything after that. So I don't know if they've pulled like a Resident Evil and now they're like mutant zombies, or if they're still just kind of the slow the deteriorating zombies. I'll take those zombies any given day because those are the more believable ones, which is crazy to me. The zombies are more believable to me, not the rest of the world and whatnot, because you know, who the fuck's making all the gas and everything else? But I digress. Um that show's been going on for like 15 years, man. Gas has a shelf life, medicine has a shelf life, stuff has a they still got we're not going to that. We're not going into that.
SPEAKER_03:We're not going into that.
SPEAKER_11:We're not going into the fucking the zombie apocalypse started in 2010. How the fuck did they have a 2013 Hyundai? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. I'm just gonna say it, man.
unknown:Right.
SPEAKER_11:But I digress. Uh yeah, no, give me yeah, give me the walking dead any day. That seems like the more reasonable, um, I guess believable zombie outbreak and survivable ones if you can. 100%. Yeah. And then like oh fuck the Terminators, man. That was rough.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, I think I think I would fare pretty good in the in a robot uprising.
SPEAKER_11:See, my thing is with that one, what's difficult. I'm trying to just like think of you have to actually like go back to like specifically if we're going for the Terminator with Skynet, which is all electronics, all the database, Skynet, which is everything connected. That's really hard to like stay off the grid off the radar, because like you can't use electricity in like any kind of way. Like you have to go very Stone Age, very primal for whatever it is. So everything is much slower. You know, as as so it's like, yeah, there's power that we can use, but like as soon as you plug in and you start sending, you know, go to radio for help, wherever the fuck it is, they're gonna know where you are. So you have to like always be on the move and this one, like there's a lot more thought I feel that have to be like in their resistance that they do in those movies and yada yada and all that shit.
SPEAKER_04:Um Do you feel like you could still befriend them though?
SPEAKER_11:Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_04:No.
SPEAKER_11:Not a chance in hell. No. I mean if you're gonna do what they're gonna do in the movie and you rewire one, one, what the fuck are the odds that you're gonna have the one and it's always like the 13-year-old kid who was literally born in this and somehow he knows how to do the fucking quantum, whatever the fuck that like developed them. What the fuck, man? Anyhow, it's always like a 13-year-old kid who hasn't spoken like ever.
unknown:Right.
SPEAKER_04:And his dad, no schooling, doesn't know anything about like equations or he literally knows nothing.
SPEAKER_11:He he was born and raised. It's like even you know, what not even West Philadelphia born and raised. This motherfucker was born like in the shit. Born in the apocalypse. The world has ended and he was birthed. Society is so different, and somehow they always know like Quantum Mechanics. Exactly, quantum mechanics and biomechanicals, other fun scientific words, and this, that, and the other thing. Like, they're the IBM supercomputer and chat GPT. Like, what the fuck? How the hell do they know all of this fun stuff? Like, oh, because he watched this, that, and the other thing. Yeah, that person didn't fucking know what they were doing either. Like, two weeks before that kid knew, oh, because my father did this. Your father was a fucking grocer. Like he worked at the produce action at the at fucking Kroger's. This motherfucker stocked apples, and then Skynet goes alive and he just happened to like know how to use an AK-47. Like, how the fuck does he know how to do all this shit? You know what I mean? Oh, because he took apart a cell phone.
SPEAKER_04:Oh.
SPEAKER_11:You know what I mean? I got feelings towards some of these science fiction movies.
SPEAKER_04:You have lots of thoughts and feelings.
SPEAKER_11:I do.
SPEAKER_09:It's okay to have big feelings, or whatever the fuck Miss Rachel says. Um, but yeah, no, so it's like it's more difficult as toward that one, it's it's just zombies. They're they're the slow ones. You just gotta, you know. I don't know. I've been waiting for the zombies.
SPEAKER_11:That's all I gotta say.
SPEAKER_10:I've been waiting now.
SPEAKER_04:Alright, you get to ask me one last one.
SPEAKER_10:Una mas.
SPEAKER_04:Una mass make it a good one. Oh.
SPEAKER_10:Uh, what was one of the uh oh fuck, what was one of the really funny ones? Um, I'm trying to remember. Uh give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
SPEAKER_04:Wait, can you growl like that again?
SPEAKER_10:No, I'm good.
SPEAKER_04:Just for science.
SPEAKER_10:Science, yeah, okay. Uh let's see.
SPEAKER_11:Um, would you rather have um would you rather have to go through your search history with your parents? Oh no, there's what it was. Would you rather have to sit through watching videos of every time your parents had sex or sit or have your parents sit through every time you had sex?
SPEAKER_06:Oh god.
SPEAKER_11:That's what it was. That's that was like uh remember when Ask the Internet was a thing X amount of times like on in on uh Instagram? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Is there an option that I just put a bullet through my fucking head?
SPEAKER_11:I mean, come on, let's face it. Everyone's picking that one. Everyone's picking that option.
SPEAKER_04:I'd rather shoot myself in the fucking face to have either one of those happen.
SPEAKER_11:Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking play the card. You have to give me an answer, but I'll let you cut it out if you want, and I'll ask you another one that's not so ridiculous. Okay, so I either have to go through and watch my parents or You either have to watch your parents every single time, from the very first time they had sex to the most recent time they had sex. You have to watch the whole team, the whole time, whole everything. No speed it up and no highlight reels, no none of that shit. It's every every single time. Or same, or you have to make them watch you every time you've had sex, same thing from the very first time to the most recent time, all the way through.
SPEAKER_04:And this is sex with other people.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, we'll go with that.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, unless you want to watch every time that you, you know.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_11:Playing the underpants DJ. DJ underpants, that's what it's called.
SPEAKER_04:Um oh god, this is really like this is difficult. I I would I would probably say them, me, just because the thoughts of anything with like well uh no.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, see that's I feel that's the easy answer to that. Like, there's no if anyone even remotely says they don't want their parents to them, they would rather watch it. What is wrong with you? You need to be studied by science. You need you need an ice pick lobotomy immediately. I mean your brain needs to be studied for science if you choose watching your parents.
SPEAKER_04:Like, I don't know, maybe if my you know parents were like, you know, the Beckhams or something, I don't know, but you know, like even that. Like but that's still but that's still your parents, though. Like even if like they were there was like Henry Cav, your your father was Henry Cavill and you know, whoever he's with, yeah, it would still be icky because it's exactly it is still your parents, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. I also feel that like the the the the Beckhamites or whatever the fuck they call their kids, I think that they have an understanding that like, yeah, their parents are attractive. You know what I mean? But like you say, it's still their parents. It's still their parents. They see them and they know them completely different than we see and know them. Yeah. You know what I mean? So yeah, no, it's definitely make your parents watch what you do because you're just like, I fucking judge if you want. Like you birthed me. You could have stopped all of this, but you didn't. You could have you could have stopped all of this. Yeah. Oh. I feel that's the only answer to that one.
SPEAKER_04:Do I have to be in the room while they watch it?
SPEAKER_11:Yep, you gotta see, you guys are sitting there on the couch. Yep. You can't leave. There's no pea breaks, it's paused. All of it.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know. That would that would be some fresh hell. I mean, but if I have to choose between the two, that would be the lesser of the two evils.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, absolutely. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. See here's the thing, stragable. Lesser what is it? Lesser, nettling, more evil. Evil's the same. If I had to choose what is it? If I had to choose between one or the other, I'd prefer not to choose at all.
SPEAKER_11:Turn around, perfect ass, leather pants. Walks off screen. Something along the lines of that.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that what he said.
SPEAKER_11:Yes. Okay, and now the one will actually keep in. Um would you rather be a bearded female or a guy with boobs?
SPEAKER_04:Oh damn. Bearded female or a guy with boobs. What size boobs?
SPEAKER_11:Uh, you go ahead and pick.
SPEAKER_04:Like my size boobs? Like like my like my boobs are just put on a guy and I have to look at it.
SPEAKER_11:Whatever size boobs you would want in however or like whatever shape, style. Well, yeah, those are called bitch tits.
SPEAKER_04:But I mean, every every human has a pair of breasts.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. So you think of, like I said, think of what you would want your breasts as a dude to look like, but like they have to actually like, you know, there's gotta be some grossness to it. You know what I mean? Like, Terry Cruz runs right. Like, technically, yeah, his pecs are just giant. They look like boobs, but they're fucking pecs. Like, there's a difference. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:So there's gotta be what's like so you pick what type of boobs you would want as a guy, and you or you can pick like what style and keptness of beard you would want.
SPEAKER_04:Do you have to keep the beard or would you be able to shave?
SPEAKER_11:You have to keep the beard. Bare minimum, you get bare minimum, it can't be anything less than like five o'clock shadow. It's always gonna be there.
SPEAKER_03:It's always gonna be there.
SPEAKER_11:It's always gonna be there. And you can't get any type of a boob job to get rid of the boobs.
SPEAKER_03:Oof. I don't know. I really like being a woman.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know what it I don't know what life would be like as a man. It'd probably be a hell of a lot better.
SPEAKER_11:Uh depends what kind of a man in what kind of society, in which situation.
SPEAKER_04:Right. And like our other one see, this is this is why we can't play this game. Is is this a am I the anomaly in society? Or like, is this a society where more more women are have beards?
SPEAKER_11:You're not the only one, but it's still not normal. Like there are other bearded women out there.
SPEAKER_04:I guess I'm gonna go with a bearded, bearded lady. Yeah, cuz I don't know what I don't know that I want to be a dude with boobs.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, it's kind of overrated.
SPEAKER_04:What, being a dude with boobs?
SPEAKER_11:Sure. I don't know where I was going. I don't know where I was going with that one.
SPEAKER_04:What would you pick? What would I pick? Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I'd probably pick the bearded woman also. Because just like a dude with boobs, I just kinda like I said, I just kind of picture like, I don't know. No, you get to ask me one more.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, okay. Oh god, I gotta make this a good one, a good one, a good one. Um the fuck is this question?
SPEAKER_11:Oh, these ones are fun. Would you rather fight a tiger or a bear? Would you rather fight 500 ostriches or one T-Rex?
SPEAKER_04:That's a lot of ostriches. Oh my god. That's a lot of ostriches, and they're they're tough. They're big.
unknown:They are.
SPEAKER_11:I think I'm going with the one T-Rex just because it's one's a little slow. You're a bit more agile. Anyway, you go.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, yeah. Um, okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, I'm gonna do this one because it's just kind of funny and I can't find anything else. Uh, would you rather fight a chicken every time you have to get into a car? Or fight an orangutan with a broom once a year?
SPEAKER_11:Orangutang with a broom? I have to fight a chicken every single time I'm getting into a car.
SPEAKER_03:Now remember how strong orangutans are.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, but also every time I get into a car, have you ever When was the last time you had to run errands with a fucking toddler? I'm already fighting a chicken every time I gotta get into a fucking car. You know what I mean? No, I I say that. No, no, no. She's she is she's amazing, actually. She she is genuinely like really good with like getting in and out of the car. Like there's no fight, there's no like those terror stories, like, yah ow! And like physically fighting us. Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock. Um but yeah, no, but but I'm that's exactly that's where my brain is like, okay, so it's that one. You know, okay, it's every time I it's not by myself, just every time I get into a car, so it's like, okay, we're trying to get going in the morning, we're running late, and like, okay, this one's like, all right, just get in the car, come on, let's go. Yeah, there you go. Open the door. It's I've got to open the door, I turn around, and there's just the chicken, like family guy with like the squinty eyes ready to fucking fight. And I'm like, God damn it.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, but like a normal-sized chicken. Like it's just a chicken.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, but still, like I know it's not a giant chicken, but it's still like I have to fight a fucking chicken every time. Like I said, I'm running late. We're running around, it's cold, it's rainy. All the times I'm getting in and out of the car. I have to fight a chicken? Absolutely not. Give me I have to fight. Yeah, I know. Orangutans are like dummy strong. I get it. But I got a broom.
SPEAKER_04:And I can grab that broom too and bash you over the head with it.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, but then I don't gotta worry about fighting it anymore because I'm fucking dead. So it's the it's the chicken. I I it's easier. I think it's easier. I'm not saying I'm gonna win. I'm not saying it's not to the death. You didn't say to the death. So I'm not gonna win.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, no, it's just you just have to fight it.
SPEAKER_11:Wow, that's kind of funny because I'm actually so I've spoiled alert, I just Googled the list. I'm literally looking right now on my list. I just realized, would you rather fight a chicken every time you got into your vehicle or an orangutan with a broadsword once a year? Doesn't say a broom, it's not a fucking broad sword. Broadsword. Sword fight with an orangutan? So sword fight or a broom?
SPEAKER_04:You said broom, so I said my question had broom in it, but okay.
SPEAKER_11:Well, so yeah, no, I'm still I'm still picking the orangutan. It's one fight. Now it could be at random. That's true. It is at random, so it could be on like a really bad day, but that's just one fight. I'm fighting what, four or five chickens a day, like during the holidays? Oh, we gotta go to all these different stores and running around some other kind of bullshit. Or yeah, and you said to my vehicle, you said?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, well, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:It's every time I get into my vehicle, okay, so never mind the chicken, because I don't have a vehicle. Ha ha! Fuck you, I win.
SPEAKER_04:You do you have a family vehicle?
SPEAKER_11:My name's not on it, it's not mine.
SPEAKER_04:Oh god.
SPEAKER_11:Oh yeah, can you imagine if you try to get on the bus to go to work and a chicken just jumps out at me like, oh fuck!
SPEAKER_04:Well, the the question it did technically say your car, but I just I changed it because I know you don't have a car. Yeah, I know. A car.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, yeah, no, no, for sure. I gotta fight a chicken. Yeah, no, I'm still I'm still picking the orangutan. Absolutely. Once a year, let me fight the orangutan. Yeah. All right, last one. Swear to god, swear to god. Would you rather end this episode right now or keep going?
SPEAKER_04:In this episode right now.
SPEAKER_08:Oh, that was fun.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, that was. That was good. Now we just, you know, if anyone else found finds it amusing, but who cares? This is for us anyway, right?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, exactly. Would you rather we did something like that? Would you rather we kept doing episodes or go fuck yourself? Like, that's your two options. And guess what? We're going with the first one.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_04:All right. Well, I guess that's it for this episode. Thank you so much for listening. If you stuck to the end, please continue to like and share and uh do all the things that help us out. Uh, don't forget about the um codes that we are giving you for discounts on uh legendary supplements. That is always gonna be in the uh show notes. Anything else that I'm forgetting?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, let us let us know other funny would you rathers. Make us, you know, make make us guess, comment on any of them.
SPEAKER_09:We see all the comments, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So yeah, comments, funny would you rathers. Let us know. We want to have a good giggle. Maybe we'll even read them in the next episode. Shout outs. That'll be fun.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. All right, with that, goodbye. Oh god, Kyle. The the them and the vigor behind that.
SPEAKER_02:And you never will be. I appreciate your vigor.
SPEAKER_04:Goodbye.
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